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Just because She's Topless
RE: Just because She's Topless
(January 5, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(January 5, 2018 at 3:32 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Round, pronounced hips signal fertiity, so I think you are correct. The butt is kind of part of the hips...

Not so much that they signal fertility, which is a monthly thing, but rather, they indicate that the woman has better odds of surviving childbirth and being a contributing parent in the long term. As humans evolved, perinatal cranial capacity grew, and a fine line was drawn between optimal pelvic room and optimal brain size. A woman who could more easily give birth to a large-brained child was, I think more likely to give birth successfully, take part in parenting so that the child could have better odds of reaching maturity, and as a bonus, allow for children with larger brains.
Well, that explains me!

(January 5, 2018 at 3:09 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(January 4, 2018 at 4:23 pm)Haipule Wrote: If some chick wants to grab my package: go for it! Just be gentle with the boys! However, if a man tried it...!!!

You know what when a woman does grab your "stuff" it is a bit jarring if you aren't expecting it.
Sharon Sturmey I am looking at you.

Once I was driving my car with a female passenger work associate. She reached over and unzipped and pulled it out. I reached over with my right hand and groped her breasts. Then slid my hand down her belly and massaged her crotch. She was angry at me and said, "You missed!" Smile
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Just because She's Topless
(January 5, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(January 5, 2018 at 3:32 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Round, pronounced hips signal fertiity, so I think you are correct. The butt is kind of part of the hips...

Not so much that they signal fertility, which is a monthly thing, but rather, they indicate that the woman has better odds of surviving childbirth and being a contributing parent in the long term. As humans evolved, perinatal cranial capacity grew, and a fine line was drawn between optimal pelvic room and optimal brain size. A woman who could more easily give birth to a large-brained child was, I think more likely to give birth successfully, take part in parenting so that the child could have better odds of reaching maturity, and as a bonus, allow for children with larger brains.

Well, one aspect of this is that human females have masked fertility and are also 'receptive' at any time in the cycle. That is also quite unusual in primates. That means that signs of fertility are not directly associated with estrus (which technically doesn't happen in humans). Perhaps breasts and butts are used instead of baboon butts for signals in humans and are continual rather than cyclical to preserve hidden fertility.

Of course, that begs the question of why hidden fertility?
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RE: Just because She's Topless
(January 5, 2018 at 10:56 pm)polymath257 Wrote:
(January 5, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Not so much that they signal fertility, which is a monthly thing, but rather, they indicate that the woman has better odds of surviving childbirth and being a contributing parent in the long term. As humans evolved, perinatal cranial capacity grew, and a fine line was drawn between optimal pelvic room and optimal brain size. A woman who could more easily give birth to a large-brained child was, I think more likely to give birth successfully, take part in parenting so that the child could have better odds of reaching maturity, and as a bonus, allow for children with larger brains.

Well, one aspect of this is that human females have masked fertility and are also 'receptive' at any time in the cycle. That is also quite unusual in primates. That means that signs of fertility are not directly associated with estrus (which technically doesn't happen in humans). Perhaps breasts and butts are used instead of baboon butts for signals in humans and are continual rather than cyclical to preserve hidden fertility.

Of course, that begs the question of why hidden fertility?
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RE: Just because She's Topless
(January 5, 2018 at 10:56 pm)polymath257 Wrote:
(January 5, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Not so much that they signal fertility, which is a monthly thing, but rather, they indicate that the woman has better odds of surviving childbirth and being a contributing parent in the long term. As humans evolved, perinatal cranial capacity grew, and a fine line was drawn between optimal pelvic room and optimal brain size. A woman who could more easily give birth to a large-brained child was, I think more likely to give birth successfully, take part in parenting so that the child could have better odds of reaching maturity, and as a bonus, allow for children with larger brains.

Well, one aspect of this is that human females have masked fertility and are also 'receptive' at any time in the cycle. That is also quite unusual in primates. That means that signs of fertility are not directly associated with estrus (which technically doesn't happen in humans). Perhaps breasts and butts are used instead of baboon butts for signals in humans and are continual rather than cyclical to preserve hidden fertility.

Of course, that begs the question of why hidden fertility?


Because hidden fertility enables women to trade sex for favor during all times of the month.

There is nothing derogatory about this. This is probably an effective strategy to increase male contribution to child rearing. Humans and baboons probably differ in that male participation in child rearing has more survival value for Humans than for baboons.

(January 6, 2018 at 12:40 am)Fireball Wrote:
(January 5, 2018 at 10:56 pm)polymath257 Wrote: Well, one aspect of this is that human females have masked fertility and are also 'receptive' at any time in the cycle. That is also quite unusual in primates. That means that signs of fertility are not directly associated with estrus (which technically doesn't happen in humans). Perhaps breasts and butts are used instead of baboon butts for signals in humans and are continual rather than cyclical to preserve hidden fertility.

Of course, that begs the question of why hidden fertility?
Italics mine. it is a god-given trait for the betterment of man. Rolleyes


What does that say about women?
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RE: Just because She's Topless
(January 5, 2018 at 10:56 pm)polymath257 Wrote: Of course, that begs the question of why hidden fertility?

My phys anth prof suggested that hidden fertility helped pair-bonding along, helping to ensure that children had two adults committed to raising them.

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RE: Just because She's Topless
Wow! One thread about breast and suddenly, everyone loses their sense of humor. Men pretend their they are somehow "above it all". And women take some kind of "high horse"! Well, I thought I would play you this thread appropriate song to help us get our minds of breasts:

https://youtu.be/CJcT6sWDnNw
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Just because She's Topless
(January 8, 2018 at 12:11 am)Haipule Wrote: Wow! One thread about breast and suddenly, everyone loses their sense of humor. Men pretend their they are somehow "above it all". And women take some kind of "high horse"! Well, I thought I would play you this thread appropriate song to help us get our minds of breasts:

https://youtu.be/CJcT6sWDnNw

Pff. MS "Bolt On Tits" couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Just because She's Topless
(January 8, 2018 at 12:26 am)Fireball Wrote:
(January 8, 2018 at 12:11 am)Haipule Wrote: Wow! One thread about breast and suddenly, everyone loses their sense of humor. Men pretend their they are somehow "above it all". And women take some kind of "high horse"! Well, I thought I would play you this thread appropriate song to help us get our minds of breasts:

https://youtu.be/CJcT6sWDnNw

Pff. MS "Bolt On Tits" couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.
I think she has a beautiful voice! In fact, I think she has got a beautiful everything! Especially those three moles that start at her throat and... Never mind!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Just because She's Topless
Good for her.

The guy would have git a kick in the nuts from me.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Just because She's Topless
(January 8, 2018 at 12:11 am)Haipule Wrote: Wow! One thread about breast and suddenly, everyone loses their sense of humor. Men pretend their they are somehow "above it all". And women take some kind of "high horse"! Well, I thought I would play you this thread appropriate song to help us get our minds of breasts:

https://youtu.be/CJcT6sWDnNw

Somebody buy that girl a clip-on tuner.

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