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"Stay Away From atheistforums.org" feat. LastPoet and his gang of jerkoffs
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RE: "Stay Away From atheistforums.org" feat. LastPoet and his gang of jerkoffs
January 6, 2018 at 10:45 am
Would he appreciate the irony? He claims we violated his free speech but have copied multiple links to his stupid Nazi video!
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#62
RE: "Stay Away From atheistforums.org" feat. LastPoet and his gang of jerkoffs
January 6, 2018 at 10:46 am
He wouldn't appreciate the irony. He would just whine and complain that his pussy hurts again.
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RE: "Stay Away From atheistforums.org" feat. LastPoet and his gang of jerkoffs
January 6, 2018 at 10:49 am
Hello ZenWhatshisname I would like to apply for joining the LP jerkoff gang thank you
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RE: "Stay Away From atheistforums.org" feat. LastPoet and his gang of jerkoffs
January 6, 2018 at 10:57 am
(January 6, 2018 at 10:49 am)Longhorn Wrote: Hello ZenWhatshisname I would like to apply for joining the LP jerkoff gang thank you

Evidently it takes a lot more than a simple request. You have to go above and beyond to the point of calling out the asshole and directly telling him you've reported him, when he admits in his own threads that he's trolling and a sock. 

You know - real genius-y stuff.
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RE: "Stay Away From atheistforums.org" feat. LastPoet and his gang of jerkoffs
January 6, 2018 at 10:58 am
Ben Klassen was a white supremacist who founded the Church of the Creator. He quit the John Birch Society because they were too tolerant of Jews. ZenKlassen obviously is a play on that guys name.
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RE: "Stay Away From atheistforums.org" feat. LastPoet as his gang of jerkoffs
January 6, 2018 at 12:37 pm (This post was last modified: January 6, 2018 at 12:38 pm by LastPoet.)
(January 5, 2018 at 4:19 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You guys need more socks to ban.

You are mentioned in the video.

But not included in the gang of Jerkoffs.
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RE: "Stay Away From atheistforums.org" feat. LastPoet and his gang of jerkoffs
January 6, 2018 at 12:39 pm
(January 6, 2018 at 10:57 am)Joods Wrote:
(January 6, 2018 at 10:49 am)Longhorn Wrote: Hello ZenWhatshisname I would like to apply for joining the LP jerkoff gang thank you

Evidently it takes a lot more than a simple request. You have to go above and beyond to the point of calling out the asshole and directly telling him you've reported him, when he admits in his own threads that he's trolling and a sock. 

You know - real genius-y stuff.

I didn't even do that. I was merely on Staff when we voted to shitcan him. Plus I kept nailing his trousers to the mast over the "as long as I don't break the rules" stuff.
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RE: "Stay Away From atheistforums.org" feat. LastPoet as his gang of jerkoffs
January 6, 2018 at 12:47 pm (This post was last modified: January 6, 2018 at 12:48 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(January 6, 2018 at 4:09 am)shadow Wrote:
(January 5, 2018 at 4:22 pm)LastPoet Wrote: I do think I must be doing something right when I am referenced in a video starting and ending with a swastika, specially as the evilmost for the guy making the video.

Sometimes an insult is the greatest compliment, eh?

It's like when my psycho ex-roommate called one of my neighbors a bitch. It made me think "Hmmmm I'm guessing my neighbor is probably really nice then."
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RE: "Stay Away From atheistforums.org" feat. LastPoet and his gang of jerkoffs
January 6, 2018 at 12:49 pm (This post was last modified: January 6, 2018 at 12:50 pm by Fireball.)
This is too funny!

Is there a salute to go with the Jerkoff ?
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RE: "Stay Away From atheistforums.org" feat. LastPoet and his gang of jerkoffs
January 6, 2018 at 12:52 pm
(January 6, 2018 at 8:39 am)LastPoet Wrote:
(January 6, 2018 at 8:33 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Alas I was not singled out as part of the gang. Despite being qualified.

Screw that plan. Let's just say LastPoet and the gang of jerkoffs to be an even more epic name for an orchestra. The rite of passage can be overwhelming.

You know what I think? Lastpoet and the Gang of Jerkoffs is in all likelihood the title of the next Radiohead album. You should do guest vocals on the title track. Thom Yorke would probably give you about 4 million cash to hold in the music video while you sing along to him and his characteristic beautiful whiny screechy noises.
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