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Hypothetical: Four babies...

Poll: Which baby would you steal the candy from?
This poll is closed.
Baby A
8.33%
 2 8.33%
Baby B
4.17%
 1 4.17%
Baby C
12.50%
 3 12.50%
Baby D
4.17%
 1 4.17%
Fuck the candy, Babyque!
20.83%
 5 20.83%
None, I would never steal from defenceless children (wimp!)
12.50%
 3 12.50%
I'd murder the parents, then steal ALL the candy and have a babyque afterwards
25.00%
 6 25.00%
Fuck all children! I mean POLLS!
12.50%
 3 12.50%
Total 24 vote(s) 100%
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Hypothetical: Four babies...
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#11
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 7:05 pm
None of them. I'd give each baby a quad espresso and a puppy.
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 7:25 pm
Children are full of germs.
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#13
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 7:54 pm
I can afford my own candy. Baby candy has drool and boogers.
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 10:46 pm
[Image: eating-babies.jpg]
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 10:54 pm
(January 10, 2018 at 10:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: eating-babies.jpg]
Boogers and drool are neutralized during the brining and slow cooking process.
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 11:55 pm
(January 10, 2018 at 10:54 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(January 10, 2018 at 10:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: eating-babies.jpg]
Boogers and drool are neutralized during the brining and slow cooking process.

Boogers and drool ARE brine. Same as pee makes a vulva taste better. Don'tcha know anything? Tongue
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 11, 2018 at 12:17 am
(January 10, 2018 at 11:55 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(January 10, 2018 at 10:54 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Boogers and drool are neutralized during the brining and slow cooking process.

Boogers and drool ARE brine. Same as pee makes a vulva taste better. Don'tcha know anything? Tongue

Are boogers, drool, and pee hypertonic? Clue me in!
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 11, 2018 at 12:31 am
I voted that I wouldn't steal, but not because babies are defenseless, but because they drool over everything. I refuse to have my Reese's Pieces drooled upon.
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 11, 2018 at 1:13 am
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(January 10, 2018 at 11:55 pm)Fireball Wrote: Boogers and drool ARE brine. Same as pee makes a vulva taste better. Don'tcha know anything? Tongue

Are boogers, drool, and pee hypertonic? Clue me in!

Not a medical professional, just another person on the internet. I'm pretty sure that pee is hypertonic. Maybe ask the Chump?
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 11, 2018 at 7:46 am
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