Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
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Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
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 Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
January 19, 2018 at 5:10 pm
Thankfully the jury went against God's wishes and convicted the defendant.
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January 19, 2018 at 5:18 pm
Well shit boys, I guess we can pack up all that law and order shit. Tex here has the batphone to the bigman.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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January 19, 2018 at 5:56 pm
For a jew, 'god' is one shitty lawyer!
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January 19, 2018 at 6:07 pm
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January 19, 2018 at 6:18 pm
(This post was last modified: January 19, 2018 at 6:19 pm by Longhorn.)
Shit, sucks to be a law student I guess. All that time and effort only to find out nah, the Gman got this. Go home Judge Judy.
 RE: Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
January 19, 2018 at 8:33 pm
Well, that's really unfair. All the times I was in the dock, God never told the judge I was innocent. Stupid God.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
January 19, 2018 at 8:34 pm
(This post was last modified: January 19, 2018 at 8:36 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
A little help, amiright? There's no -way- I started that riot...all I did was throw a flaming beer bottle. What was I supposed to do, hold on to it? Fuckin thing was on fire!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
RE: Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
January 19, 2018 at 8:36 pm
(January 19, 2018 at 8:34 pm)Khemikal Wrote: A little help, amiright? There's no -way- I started that right...all I did was throw a beer bottle. A defense I once actually, really, truly used was, 'I plead self defense, M'lud. I thought he was going to hit me, so I hit him back first.' Didn't work. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
January 19, 2018 at 10:43 pm
Quote:I thought he was going to hit me, so I hit him back first.' That sounds like Dubya's rationalization for Iraq! RE: Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant is not guilty
January 20, 2018 at 7:50 am
(January 19, 2018 at 10:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:I thought he was going to hit me, so I hit him back first.' Dumbya also said of Putin, "I looked into his soul"..... Oh and if anyone wants to claim Russia is godless, why do they have a former KGB thug taking a polar dip with Russian Orthodox Priests in the background? |
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