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A sacred joke.
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#11
RE: A sacred joke.
January 20, 2018 at 7:36 pm
Why did Brian37 cross the road? To get to the ABBA side.
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#12
RE: A sacred joke.
January 20, 2018 at 8:02 pm
(January 20, 2018 at 7:36 pm)SaStrike Wrote: Why did Brian37 cross the road? To get to the ABBA side.

Ha! good one.

Proof that some humour can come from not humour.
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RE: A sacred joke.
January 20, 2018 at 8:04 pm
(January 20, 2018 at 7:36 pm)SaStrike Wrote: Why did Brian37 cross the road? To get to the ABBA side.

Jew got's a problem with that? I never liked him, he was an cocka-anti-Abba man. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE VIDEO! 




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RE: A sacred joke.
January 20, 2018 at 8:22 pm
A Sacred Joke:  Muhammed! Come on now! A bronze aged merchant enters a cave and speaks with an angel who dictates the Koran? Why should anyone be impressed?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: A sacred joke.
January 20, 2018 at 8:51 pm
Quote:Meh, might work sometimes, on a slow traffic day, but don't put it like that because then they chalk that up to "Miracle" and "God did it".

Um, and if they get run over....Insh'allah.

Fuckers have an excuse for everything.
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RE: A sacred joke.
January 20, 2018 at 10:00 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2018 at 10:06 am by Cyberman.)
(January 20, 2018 at 7:21 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 20, 2018 at 7:15 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Why did the believer close his eyes and walk out into the road? To get to the other side.

Meh, might work sometimes, on a slow traffic day, but don't put it like that because then they chalk that up to "Miracle" and "God did it".

They'd ignore all the times someone walking across the street using a cell phone who are distracted and get hit. SHIT, I am somewhat worried about my trip to Australia next month crossing public roads considering the traffic is in the opposite of what I am used to.

I ain't going to chalk my successful crossing then to a prayer to Carl Sagan.

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