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Orange rat says he will "do it under oath"?
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Orange rat says he will "do it under oath"?
January 25, 2018 at 8:12 am
HA HA HA HA HA HA 

This what it would sound like......

Mueller, "On this day did you?"

President Shithole, "On advice of my council......"

Mueller, "What did you say here?"

President Shithole, "On advice of my council...."

Xerox infinity............
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RE: Orange rat says he will "do it under oath"?
January 25, 2018 at 8:19 am
His oath is worth as much as anything else he says.
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RE: Orange rat says he will "do it under oath"?
January 25, 2018 at 8:25 am
(January 25, 2018 at 8:19 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: His oath is worth as much as anything else he says.

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RE: Orange rat says he will "do it under oath"?
January 25, 2018 at 9:07 am
Except he will immediately be subject to prosecution for perjury after he testifies under oath.
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RE: Orange rat says he will "do it under oath"?
January 25, 2018 at 12:08 pm
(January 25, 2018 at 9:07 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: Except he will immediately be subject to prosecution for perjury after he testifies under oath.

DUH,

He will meet with Mueller, but not under oath, and he will have his lawyers with him.

He is a fucking coward.
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RE: Orange rat says he will "do it under oath"?
January 25, 2018 at 1:07 pm (This post was last modified: January 25, 2018 at 1:07 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
It doesn't actually matter whether or not a person is "under oath".  You can't casually lie to an investigator just because you didn't put your hand on magic book. That's not how that works.
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RE: Orange rat says he will "do it under oath"?
January 25, 2018 at 1:20 pm
(January 25, 2018 at 1:07 pm)Khemikal Wrote: It doesn't actually matter whether or not a person is "under oath".  You can't casually lie to an investigator just because you didn't put your hand on magic book.  That's not how that works.

As secular as our Constitution was written, I still look at at the oath of office as being lost on our religious, both right and left.

If putting your hand on a book had the power of making you tell the truth, there would be no need for perjury laws. Not even raising your right hand will have any magic power from preventing you from lying to a court or jury, and that is why perjury laws exist.


So it does not matter if you are being asked by an investigator or a jury, it still is a real possibility in either case to lie to the person or people you are talking to.


The only REAL metric is when those whom hear what you say, compare it to other metrics. 

Point being, the REAL metric isn't ceremony but observation and comparing. 

I could swear on a stack of "The God Delusion" that "I fucked Angelina Jolie and got her pregnant" but only a DNA test would prove me to be the father.

The crap about putting your hand on ANY BOOK and raising your right hand is ceremonial. The REAL application is simply not lying.
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RE: Orange rat says he will "do it under oath"?
January 25, 2018 at 3:36 pm (This post was last modified: January 25, 2018 at 3:47 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(January 25, 2018 at 8:19 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: His oath is worth as much as anything else he says.

To be fair, it could be worth an indictment.
(January 25, 2018 at 12:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 25, 2018 at 9:07 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: Except he will immediately be subject to prosecution for perjury after he testifies under oath.

DUH,

He will meet with Mueller, but not under oath, and he will have his lawyers with him.

He is a fucking coward.

It really doesn't matter if he's under oath or not. Lying to a federal investigator is a crime, oath or no. See this page for a review of case law affecting interpretation -- none of which would appear to apply in this hypothetical circumstance of Trump lying to Mueller.
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RE: Orange rat says he will "do it under oath"?
January 25, 2018 at 3:57 pm
Can you imagine that fucking fool being interrogated by a pro?  He'll commit perjury in the first five minutes!
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RE: Orange rat says he will "do it under oath"?
January 25, 2018 at 4:15 pm
(January 25, 2018 at 3:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Can you imagine that fucking fool being interrogated by a pro?  He'll commit perjury in the first five minutes!

Exactly my thoughts. By the time Mueller's done, Trump will make a pretzel look straight as an arrow.
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