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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 4:50 pm
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Won't be buried---cremation, please. But,
"Maybe now I will have time to think!"
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 5:10 pm
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“Lived hard and nothing ever fucking stopped her”
(“Except death”)
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 5:12 pm
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"Call Before You Dig"
(legit, though, I actually want my fireplace to be my headstone, so..maybe "Low Clearance" ...? )
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 5:25 pm
So...come here often?
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 5:57 pm
"I want to tell the world what didn't happen. Take me to a psychic"
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 6:00 pm
"Always look on the bright side of life."
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 6:10 pm
"BRB"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 6:14 pm
(January 25, 2018 at 5:31 pm)Cod Wrote: (January 25, 2018 at 4:50 pm)polymath257 Wrote: Won't be buried---cremation, please. But,
"Maybe now I will have time to think!"
Enter Little Rik
Only with an oversized, serrated dildo...
Dying to live, living to die.