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What do you want you're headstone to say?
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 (January 25, 2018 at 6:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(January 25, 2018 at 5:31 pm)Cod Wrote: Enter Little Rik How could you get it be oversized? Oh, yeah. "your" 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 (January 25, 2018 at 8:20 pm)Fireball Wrote:(January 25, 2018 at 6:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Only with an oversized, serrated dildo... Yeah, yeah. One typo!! 
Dying to live, living to die.
He gave his body to science
To gain knowledge that we lack We will plant him below this tombstone Whenever we get him back
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
"You're talking to a slab of stone"
Ahem...
“It’s time for you to know something I kept secret all these years... but I’m dead now. Suckaaaaaaaaaas!” Followed by: “RIGL” (rolling in the grave laughing)
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
 (January 25, 2018 at 8:22 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(January 25, 2018 at 8:20 pm)Fireball Wrote: How could you get it be oversized? I thought the "your" was referring to the dildo... How rude, I thought (honest) 
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Now In Hell, but her enemies might want to double check just to be sure.
Either that or: Fearless Woman Unforgettable Sister Caring Mother Kind Grandmother
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
My favorite , but taken:
"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
There's supposed to be an 18th century one in Ireland, I believe, with the inscription:
SACRED TO THE MEMORY OF CAPTAIN JOHN WEDGWOOD ACCIDENTALLY SHOT BY HIS GAMEKEEPER WHILST OUT SHOOTING “WELL DONE THOU GOOD AND FAITHFUL SERVANT”
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
This thread was actually inspired by a headstone I once saw online.
I can't remember the name on it but it stated, "Never killed anyone who didn't need killing".
Dying to live, living to die.
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