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A Good Joke
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A Good Joke
An atheist buys an ancient lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, “I’ll grant you three wishes, Master.” The atheist says, “I wish I could believe in you.” The genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly the atheist believes in him. The atheist says, “Wow. I wish all atheists would believe this.” The genie snaps his fingers again, and suddenly atheists all over the world begin to believe in genies. “What about your third wish?” asks the genie. “Well,” says the atheist, “I wish for a billion dollars.” The genie snaps his fingers for a third time, but nothing happens. “What’s wrong?” asks the atheist. The genie shrugs and says, “Just because you believe in me, doesn’t necessarily mean that I really exist.”
Wink Shades

may have already seen this one, but it still find it funny.
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The fact we can debate if things exist or not, except for our personal existence, proves that we are inhabiting matter. This is the soul.
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RE: A Good Joke
What if the atheist wished for the genie to exist? Would the genie's non-existent head explode? Confusedhock:

"Faith is about taking a comforting, childlike view of a disturbing and complicated world." ~ Edward Current

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