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Dumbest thing your other half has said?

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Dumbest thing your other half has said?
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Dumbest thing your other half has said?
February 3, 2018 at 2:14 am
Unbelievable!

Swapped over my old (bigger than hers) computer monitor as I bought myself and even bigger one! (35" gaming monitor).
(She only needs it for solitaire anyway)...

Anyway, she just turned her computer on to play some solitaire and being a new monitor, Windows must have realigned her desktop icons into 2 ordered columns...

She just said to me just now because she couldn't find her solitaire icon:

"With your monitor you gave me, I've got all YOUR icons now , not mine!"

That's why I love her dearly ...she makes me laugh, albeit for all the wrong reasons! hehe
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RE: Dumbest thing your other half has said?
February 3, 2018 at 2:33 am
Oh my... what hasn't my other half said that wasn't dumb?

Maybe I should screen shot his texts so you all can see that I have to learn to translate "Robinese".
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
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RE: Dumbest thing your other half has said?
February 3, 2018 at 5:05 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2018 at 5:05 am by Edwardo Piet.)
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RE: Dumbest thing your other half has said?
February 3, 2018 at 6:07 am
'I do.'

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RE: Dumbest thing your other half has said?
February 3, 2018 at 7:15 am
When you think about it, it really does not cost as much as it says.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Dumbest thing your other half has said?
February 3, 2018 at 8:00 am
(February 3, 2018 at 6:07 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'I do.'

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RE: Dumbest thing your other half has said?
February 3, 2018 at 9:05 am
Her: Why does this keep happening to me?

Me: Because you keep doing it. (hello dog house)
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