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Hell is the sun?
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Hell is the sun?
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RE: Hell is the sun?
Gosh.

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Can I come to your mosque and preach Darwinism?
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Hell is watching someone try to torture magic book into relevance.
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(February 6, 2018 at 5:58 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Can I come to your mosque and preach Darwinism?

Yes. Personally; I do believe and think that the ancestors of humans were apes.
Don't forget that Prophet Noah said, and God quoted him in the Quran:
Quote:Sura 71, The Quran:
(13 )   What is [the matter] with you that you do not attribute to Allah [due] grandeur
( 14 )   While He has created you in stages?

We were created in stages. What prevents the early stages, to be the "ape" stage?
Kept evolving, until the stage of "Adam and Eve" came.

Evolution makes even more sense, to attribute to the "hand of God". It's a great theory, to describe and prove the above verse.

"Stages":

[Image: SSS-Scientific-Evidence-4-stage.jpg]
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Fuck allah.
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(February 6, 2018 at 6:18 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(February 6, 2018 at 5:58 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Can I come to your mosque and preach Darwinism?

Yes. Personally; I do believe and think that the ancestors of humans were apes.
Don't forget that Prophet Noah said, and God quoted him in the Quran:
Quote:Sura 71, The Quran:
(13 )   What is [the matter] with you that you do not attribute to Allah [due] grandeur
( 14 )   While He has created you in stages?

We were created in stages. What prevents the early stages, to be the "ape" stage?
Kept evolving, until the stage of "Adam and Eve" came.

Evolution makes even more sense, to attribute to the "hand of God". It's a great theory, to describe and prove the above verse.

"Stages":

[Image: SSS-Scientific-Evidence-4-stage.jpg]

I'll bring ham sandwiches for everybody.
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"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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Intangible god, nonexistent miracles, no obvious benefit to paying the fat priests to not work, so a threat was needed.

"You'll suffer forever if you don't feed us, clothe us, house us, and give us your kids' sweet, sweet asses." Brilliant.
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What the fuck! I did not know Yoga came from Islam because that was a hell of a stretch!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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