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Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
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(February 21, 2018 at 6:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Wow.  Talked about fucked up jesus freak shitheads.....

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/church-...ack-ar-15/

Quote:Church blesses assault weapons because ‘returning Christ’ will pack an AR-15

Quote:Parishioners in Pennsylvania are planning to attend church services armed with AR-15 rifles so that they can be blessed, WNEP reported.

“This will be a big thing for us. It’s a new stage for us because it incorporates the rod of iron, as it is in Revelations. Revelations talks about the returning Christ ruling with the rod of iron,” said Tim Elder.

The Moonies - Raising Batshittery to New Levels in the Name of Jebus!

I think there was an SNL parody of Jesus' second coming where he was blowing everyone away with an assault weapon like Rambo.
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RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
Can Christ rule with a rod of iron ?


I think he's allergic . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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See, it's shit like that why America can't solve her gun problem.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Christian Cults? So what's the difference between a cult and religion? Number of followers? If it has few thousands it's a cult but if it has millions it's a religion - right?
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(February 23, 2018 at 4:52 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Christian Cults? So what's the difference between a cult and religion? Number of followers? If it has few thousands it's a cult but if it has millions it's a religion - right?

I think in cults the central figure has to be alive and real.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
(February 20, 2018 at 2:57 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: GASP !

Sent the kids to college!

What were they thinking ??

They were thinking. The 'what' does not matter.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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(February 23, 2018 at 10:36 am)Tobie Wrote:
(February 23, 2018 at 4:52 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Christian Cults? So what's the difference between a cult and religion? Number of followers? If it has few thousands it's a cult but if it has millions it's a religion - right?

I think in cults the central figure has to be alive and real.

So that means Jehovah's Witnesses are not a cult, since their central figure is what? Dead?
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