Donald Trump wants to arm teachers with guns

[Wyrd of Gawd]

So all of the schools are going to have some teachers as gunslingers, including the Jewish, Islamic, and Catholic schools. I hear that those nuns are deadly shots. There's some pushback from the Jews and muslims; they prefer stones to guns.

[Fireball]

So all of the schools are going to have some teachers as gunslingers, including the Jewish, Islamic, and Catholic schools.    I hear that those nuns are deadly shots.  There's some pushback from the Jews and muslims; they prefer stones to guns.

Nah, nuns use rulers for deadly knuckle bumping effect. I doubt there is a bump ruler, though.  I wouldn't have had to worry about corporal punishment, if I had gone to a Catholic school (I didn't). It was well-known that nobody struck a Fireball family member, even in the '50s and '60s when it was allowed. Just send home a note- there is no worse punishment the school could give than what was going to happen at home. Flip side, my dad (6'-1", 160 pounds soaking wet) in one case had a former football player backed into into a janitor's closet in a choke hold for smacking one of my brothers for some sort of infraction. Word got out. My younger siblings got a lot less heat because of it. Not that they were real cut-ups, anyway.