More likely jesus wouldve looked like osama bin laden.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
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More likely jesus wouldve looked like osama bin laden.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
This emoticon express my feelings
This sounds a lot like the "evidence" in the Salem witch trials, ie; attention-grabbing kids talking about imaginary friends.
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
November 19, 2010 at 12:06 am
(This post was last modified: November 19, 2010 at 12:28 am by Rev. Rye.)
Here's something interesting I found a few years ago.
I just created this image: On the left is what a Manchester medical artist believes Jesus looked like. On the right is Tuco from the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Tuco Ramirez, Brother of Brother Ramirez, and Son of God?
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
Sure why not? Jesus can do whatever the hell he wants.
I had this argument with a religious nutjob on a motorcycle forum, when I pointed out that JC was Jewish he got all upset and strenously denied it.
He was one of those "the bible is the inerrant word of god" idiots BTW. If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. (November 20, 2010 at 2:52 am)Zen Badger Wrote: I had this argument with a religious nutjob on a motorcycle forum, when I pointed out that JC was Jewish he got all upset and strenously denied it. He was only a jew if he actually existed. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
There are no credible historical records stating that there was a Jewish man walking around performing miracles around that time. Even if an influential man called Jesus did exist, he was in no way "divine".
But to get on topic, this is a typical example of a young kid brainwashed by his parents to believe fairy tales are real, and due to his most likely strong indoctrination, he imagines all sorts of things including a big man holding a planet in his hands :-P Kinda makes you wonder, why bother creating billions of planets in the universe when he was just going to devote all his attention into only one of them?
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
(November 20, 2010 at 2:52 am)Zen Badger Wrote: I had this argument with a religious nutjob on a motorcycle forum, when I pointed out that JC was Jewish he got all upset and strenously denied it. " Jesus was Jewish." { Mike Stivic } " Only on his mother's side!" { Archie Bunker } - All in the Family c 1970 Quote:Kinda makes you wonder, why bother creating billions of planets in the universe when he was just going to devote all his attention into only one of them? We actually speculated on that question at school when I was in about year 8. With the profound wisdom of the average 14 year old boy,we concluded: Of course each planet which needed him would have its own savior. This would not apply to all planets as many would not have experienced the fall caused here by our two morons, Adam and Eve. The good brother who was our class teacher was really pissed off. He began bandying the word 'blasphemy' about. Then he started to hit people,which was his wont whenever he became upset or confused,which was often. I kid you not. |
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