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RE: Shower Thoughts....
March 8, 2018 at 1:18 am
1. How do you spell out the letter "H"?
2. Who invented those red buttons to open doors? Why, when there's room, aren't there sliding doors? Able-bodies beat us to the red buttons, anyway.
3. The OP's #14 sounds like something I'd have liked to do on Royal Caribbean if I didn't know better.
4. So, did Dave ever figure out from his friends---Bob and Jim?---how the go was going?
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RE: Shower Thoughts....
March 8, 2018 at 2:21 am
"THIS DOOR MUST REMAIN CLOSED AT ALL TIMES"
Then why put the door there in the first place?
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RE: Shower Thoughts....
March 8, 2018 at 2:45 am
-I remember when 'roll out of bed' was just an expression.
-I knew I was middle-aged when I'd met so many people that every person I met reminded me of someone else.
-If I had a dollar for every time I needed a dollar, I'd never need a dollar.
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RE: Shower Thoughts....
March 8, 2018 at 3:45 am
(March 8, 2018 at 1:18 am)c172 Wrote: 1. How do you spell out the letter "H"?
2. Who invented those red buttons to open doors? Why, when there's room, aren't there sliding doors? Able-bodies beat us to the red buttons, anyway.
3. The OP's #14 sounds like something I'd have liked to do on Royal Caribbean if I didn't know better.
4. So, did Dave ever figure out from his friends---Bob and Jim?---how the go was going?
1) aitch= H
2) Red Buttons, that's what the bellhop said, Red Buttons will give everyone an autograph.
4) Dave heard they went.
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RE: Shower Thoughts....
March 8, 2018 at 5:59 am
Not only does shower water makes your farts more stinky, but it also brings about an equality, making all farts smell the same.
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RE: Shower Thoughts....
March 8, 2018 at 6:04 am
I can relate to #9
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RE: Shower Thoughts....
March 8, 2018 at 6:49 am
My daughter was reading me some of these off of a thing she saw on IG. I felt some of them were share-worthy.
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