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47 days (!!!) without a poo, OMFG . . . .

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47 days (!!!) without a poo, OMFG . . . .
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47 days (!!!) without a poo, OMFG . . . .
March 10, 2018 at 12:01 pm
IANMTU.

Presumably he had a very good reason to be anal retentive (avoiding prison) but going (er, not going) for that long can't be good for you. Also, the risk of a containment problem with the contraband might have been lethal (but wasn't).

http://www.miamiherald.com/article204391609.html
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March 10, 2018 at 12:04 pm
C/L would hate him.
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March 10, 2018 at 12:13 pm
My arse would blow. And I don't mean blow as in suck, or its opposite. I mean my arse would explode.


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March 10, 2018 at 12:15 pm
I'm impressed he did it (er, didn't do it) without the constipating effects of narcotics (AFAWK).
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March 10, 2018 at 12:23 pm
I don't believe a word of it. This guy is obviously full of shit.
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March 10, 2018 at 12:26 pm
I don't see how this is medically possible. Is the Herald falling on financial hard times, or is it changing it's marketing to compete with Alex Jones?

I got backed up for 3 days in college long ago, so much so I went to a doctor. I don't see how anyone could survive not shitting for 47 days.
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March 10, 2018 at 12:29 pm (This post was last modified: March 10, 2018 at 12:31 pm by vorlon13.)
megacolon . . . .
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March 10, 2018 at 12:37 pm
In related news, Hollywood is making a new Dirty Harry movie, "Sudden Impacted Colon".
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March 10, 2018 at 1:01 pm
Nobody thought to put a laxative in his chocolate cake frosting?
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March 10, 2018 at 1:04 pm
(March 10, 2018 at 1:01 pm)Fireball Wrote: Nobody thought to put a laxative in his chocolate cake frosting?

If you eat enough chocolate... it works as a laxative Big Grin


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