Jesus Thread

[Martian Mermaid]

Jesus Thread is here to redeem you.

To save you from your sins.

Accept It into your lives and Jesus Thread will help balance you.

Can you go another day without Jesus Thread?

All those who want to repent, respond in the thread.

Ignore if your soul belongs to Satan Thread.  You may not see Satan Thread, but It's out there watching you.

And, one day, Jesus Thread will disappear, and no one will respond to It anymore.  But Jesus Thread would have died for you.  And, one day, It will be resurrected!

Well, Jesus Thread exists, it's right here in front of me. There is evidence. 

I am not so sure about this Satan thread though.
Edit: Oh, it exists too. Wasn't expecting that.

[vorlon13]

Endorsed by the man himself!

Hell, that wimpy nail gun shoots nails that are SHORTER than the already almost too short nails the Romans specified.

You would have to pinch Jesus' skin around his edge and use a BUNCH of nails to get enough holding power. I'm trying to imagine a crucifix like that and it's disturbing . . . .

[Minimalist]

Just remember that 2,000 years ago people were much smaller.  Jesus would have been a featherweight, at best.  Probably had tiny little hands.... just like the WLB.

Probably had a tiny little dick, too.

[vulcanlogician]

Look! The Jesus thread is back! I thought it died three days ago...

[Minimalist]

Resurrection, man.

[jaygreen]

I think you should all stop talking about Jesus, this is not the time or place.

[Silver]

I think you should all stop talking about Jesus, this is not the time or place.

I think you need Jesus.

[Antares]

[Fireball]

I think you should all stop talking about Jesus, this is not the time or place.

OK, dad.

[The Valkyrie]

I think you should all stop talking about Jesus, this is not the time or place.

True.

He does need to get back to work and mow my lawn!!