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#31
RE: Ask an egg
March 19, 2018 at 4:27 pm
(March 19, 2018 at 4:00 pm)Aegon Wrote:
(March 19, 2018 at 2:35 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: It might be the ole laughing in the face of death thing.

How many times has it worked?

100% success rate, but that would only be 2 for 2 thus far.

Cool, good for you. 

This does not mean that you should start cutting yourself. I don't think the effect is additive.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#32
RE: Ask an egg
March 19, 2018 at 4:53 pm
Why Alan Watts for your avatar?
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#33
RE: Ask an egg
March 19, 2018 at 5:42 pm
(March 19, 2018 at 1:42 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 19, 2018 at 1:39 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: You look like a young Jimmy Fallon.
Do you have a girl friend

You're married, young lady!

Hey that doesn't matter! I've had an internet crush on Aegon lol
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#34
RE: Ask an egg
March 19, 2018 at 7:20 pm
(March 19, 2018 at 5:42 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote:
(March 19, 2018 at 1:42 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You're married, young lady!

Hey that doesn't matter! I've had an internet crush on Aegon lol

Should we rename Aegon " Podrick"?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#35
RE: Ask an egg
March 19, 2018 at 8:09 pm
Are you the real Aegon? What's it like having a pet dragon?
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#36
RE: Ask an egg
March 19, 2018 at 8:11 pm
Did the chicken cum first or you?
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#37
RE: Ask an egg
March 19, 2018 at 8:41 pm
I got a question!!

Did you know that a certain sassy forum member had a little theory that I’m a cougar? Yes, and that we hooked up in DC. Don’t worry. I set Mr. Sassy Pants straight.  Cool

https://atheistforums.org/thread-43505-page-548.html
^^^ here’s the evidence of him exposing his theory.

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#38
RE: Ask an egg
March 20, 2018 at 1:09 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2018 at 1:13 pm by Aegon.)
[Image: nL4L1haz_Qo04rZMFtdpyd1OZgZf9NSnR9-7hAWT...dc2a24480e]
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#39
RE: Ask an egg
March 20, 2018 at 1:33 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2018 at 1:55 pm by brewer.)
I knew it, I KNEW IT!!!
Jack, you're only a cougar if the age difference is 15yrs or greater. Up to that point you're just an enthusiast.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#40
RE: Ask an egg
March 20, 2018 at 3:54 pm
(March 19, 2018 at 2:56 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Describe your perfect ideal woman. Physically and mentally.


Good lord, C_L.  I've never seen you like this.  Please don't hump his leg in front of us.  Shall I message your husband to get the hose out?
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