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Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 12:52 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2018 at 12:53 pm by Anomalocaris.)
I am anamalocaris.  

Meaning of my name:  strange shrimp.

What I am: no one is really sure, I look like a cross between a manta ray and a lobster, and I have a wicked mouth unlike any other that looks like circular saw with teeth turned inwards.

My size:  up to 6 feet, probably around 100-200 lbs.

My family:  I seem to have significant unique features not found on anyone else, and I lack key features that would definitely identify me as members of any larger family.

My senses:  I have more facets in my compound eyes than any others.  I can form high resolution stereo images using each facet as a pixel.  I may even have color vision.

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RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 12:54 pm
Ever been to a good Aussie barbeque?
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RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 12:55 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 12:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Ever been to a good Aussie barbeque?

Yes. Smoked kangaroo was delicious.
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RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 12:56 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 12:55 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(March 20, 2018 at 12:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Ever been to a good Aussie barbeque?

Yes. Smoked kangaroo was delicious.

But you survived?

For some reason my fellow countrymen are legendary for shrimp on the barbie.
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RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 1:02 pm
Aren't you supposed to be extinct?
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March 20, 2018 at 1:06 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2018 at 1:09 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(March 20, 2018 at 1:02 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: Aren't you supposed to be extinct?

Apparently not.  Even though many people jumped to that conclusion.
(March 20, 2018 at 12:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 20, 2018 at 12:55 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Yes.  Smoked kangaroo was delicious.

But you survived?

For some reason my fellow countrymen are legendary for shrimp on the barbie.

This shrimp is happy to get on any Barbie.
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March 20, 2018 at 1:10 pm
Drawn butter or a cognac sauce?
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March 20, 2018 at 1:12 pm
Were you or any of your friend injured in the explosion?


(Pre-Cambrian explosion.)
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March 20, 2018 at 1:14 pm
What was it like living in the world before god was invented?
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March 20, 2018 at 2:11 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2018 at 2:13 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(March 20, 2018 at 1:12 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Were you or any of your friend injured in the explosion?


(Pre-Cambrian explosion.)

Yes. Many of them were petrified.
(March 20, 2018 at 1:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: What was it like living in the world before  god was invented?

It was awful, swimming around, chewing on trilobites all day without knowing how I will be saved and where I will be saved to.
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