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Allah's punishment for atheist & non believers
#31
RE: Allah's punishment for atheist & non believers
Perhaps allah smote him for being a dickhead?
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#32
RE: Allah's punishment for atheist & non believers
(March 22, 2018 at 12:32 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: Next....  Santa's punishment for naughty children....

Yep, like Darth Vader's punishment for not submitting to the Empire.  Or not putting your tooth under the pillow for the tooth fairy.
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#33
RE: Allah's punishment for atheist & non believers
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Wherein both will be those (maidens) restraining their glances upon their husbands, whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them (Quran  55:56, Mushin)
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#34
RE: Allah's punishment for atheist & non believers
(March 21, 2018 at 11:45 pm)yragnitup Wrote: Dear Atheists,
I will post occasionally gems from the Quran & Hadiths which may be useful when you guys discuss with Muslims

If I were you I'd be more worried about which of my Abominations I was breaking, rather than preaching false repigion to the heathens.


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#35
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Lol. Good thing Allah is fake and everything you believe is nonsense.
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#36
RE: Allah's punishment for atheist & non believers
(March 21, 2018 at 11:55 pm)yragnitup Wrote: Athiest, be afraid, really afraid of whats waiting for you in Hell if you deny Allah.

Then into a chain whose length is seventy cubits insert him (Quran 69 32)

Tafsir/Intrepretation (by the prophet Muhammad's own contemporary & cousin)

(And then insert him in a chain) insert the chain in his anus and extract it from his mouth, and what remains of it turn it round his neck (whereof the length) and width (is seventy cubits) cubits of the angel; it is also said this means: 70 fathoms.

Quran 69:32 تفسير Tanwîr al-Miqbâs min Tafsîr Ibn ‘Abbâs

http://www.altafsir.com/Tafasir.asp?tMad...nguageId=2

Bahahahahaha!!!

You're hysterical. Please keep posting more!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#37
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I wonder if we can get this idiot for trolling?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#38
RE: Allah's punishment for atheist & non believers
(March 21, 2018 at 11:45 pm)yragnitup Wrote: Dear Atheists,
I will post occasionally gems from the Quran & Hadiths which may be useful when you guys discuss with Muslims

Uh huh. I'll go collect some fun verses from the Book of Mormon.  Do you have your magic underwear on?  You won't get to the planet Kolob without magic underwear!
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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#39
RE: Allah's punishment for atheist & non believers
Sometimes Kolob is a planet, sometimes Kolob is a star.

It's like Joe Smith didn't know the difference . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#40
RE: Allah's punishment for atheist & non believers
(March 25, 2018 at 1:41 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Bahahahahaha!!!

You're hysterical. Please keep posting more!

You think this is a joke? Wait till you see what more is waiting for you. Repent now...

...that a stone will be heated in the Hell-fire and will be put on the nipples of their breasts till it comes out from the bones of their shoulders and then put on the bones of their shoulders till it comes through the nipples of their breasts the stone will be moving and hitting..


Reference           : Sahih al-Bukhari 1407, 1408 Book of Obligatory Charity Tax (Zakat)
In-book reference           : Book 24, Hadith 12

USC-MSA web (English) reference           : Vol. 2, Book 24, Hadith 489
Wherein both will be those (maidens) restraining their glances upon their husbands, whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them (Quran  55:56, Mushin)
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