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OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(April 1, 2018 at 11:27 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(April 1, 2018 at 10:30 am)Succubus Wrote: You know I've always had you marked down as a troll, but now I'm not so sure.
I'm now beginning to think you're just a bit simple.

"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

Hanlons's Razor

Edit: "But don't rule out malice."

I knew he liked me! Skype date, what do you say? Smile

Congrats CL when ever they call you a troll and stupid in the same post it means they've thrown everything but the kitchen sink, and there went the sink! (they have nothing left except name calling)
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(April 4, 2018 at 1:23 pm)Drich Wrote:
(April 1, 2018 at 11:27 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I knew he liked me! Skype date, what do you say? Smile

Congrats CL when ever they call you a troll and stupid in the same post it means they've thrown everything but the kitchen sink, and there went the sink! (they have nothing left except name calling)

Succie is just playing hard to get. He knows he loves me.  Big Grin

(April 2, 2018 at 10:34 am)drfuzzy Wrote:
(April 1, 2018 at 11:15 pm)Godscreated Wrote: nope.

[Image: blessed-are-the-poor-wrong-donald-trump-jesus-meme.jpg]

I try not to judge someone's compassion for the poor based on political leanings. If someone votes for less government assistance but then turns around and donates a lot to charity, volunteers their time, or otherwise does a lot to help in their personal life, I think they are still following Christ. 

I find it hard to believe this is the case for Trump, though.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
Quote:Oh you mean the ones who listened to Constantine and arranged the bible to suit his political agenda or those who listened to James VI & I and rearranged it to suit his?

From its very beginnings the bible was a book tailored to political propoganda.

Yeah.... those motherfuckers.


https://sites.google.com/site/james1ofen...vine-right

Quote:James was in favor of both an abolute monarchy and divine right. Which means that he believed he was choosen by God to be the sole ruler of England.
 
  James wrote a work called "The Trew Law of the Free Monarchies."In this James describes how he believes that Kings have to rule to create laws, not Parliament. And they distrubute land, not the Parliament or other people.
 
  During James' rule he wrote these laws which showed he was for it. He also, was in a constant fight with Parliament over money. He did not want the Parliament to control what he wanted and he took control of the country alone. He was ruling to the rules he wanted, and controling the people. James even wrote a Bible so that the people could understand God's word and be able to have access to the Bible through his version, not the Church's.
 
 James believed that God had chosen him to be the ruler of England and to rule for the greater good of the people. Which is also why he wrote his version of the Bible for them.

James was a nasty little shit.  He was also, to our resident fundie morons' everlasting shame, a homosexual.  Remember that next time you pick up your fucking bibles, boys!

http://www.kentucky.com/opinion/op-ed/ar...84592.html

Quote: King James was a raving homosexual. Sir Walter Raleigh joked about it, saying “King Elizabeth” had been succeeded by “Queen James.”

His favorite lover was the Duke of Buckingham. Anyone who doubts this needs to read “King James and Letters of Homoerotic Desire” by David Bergeron. James’ tomb lies beside that of Buckingham in Westminster Abbey.
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(April 1, 2018 at 11:27 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: *Succie is just playing hard to get. He knows he loves me.  [Image: biggrin.gif]

I'm trying to limit the snark attacks to one per week, and this..

Quote:I try not to judge someone's compassion for the poor based on political leanings. If someone votes for less government assistance but then turns around and donates a lot to charity, volunteers their time, or otherwise does a lot to help in their personal life, I think they are still following Christ.

..fell just short of activating the tripwire, but then it's only Wednesday.



*More bollocks preceded this but the quote function is playing hard to use.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(April 4, 2018 at 7:14 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(April 1, 2018 at 11:27 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: *Succie is just playing hard to get. He knows he loves me.  [Image: biggrin.gif]

I'm trying to limit the snark attacks to one per week, and this..

Quote:I try not to judge someone's compassion for the poor based on political leanings. If someone votes for less government assistance but then turns around and donates a lot to charity, volunteers their time, or otherwise does a lot to help in their personal life, I think they are still following Christ.

..fell just short of activating the tripwire, but then it's only Wednesday.



*More bollocks preceded this but the quote function is playing hard to use.

Such a sweet, sweet man....
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(March 30, 2018 at 3:57 pm)He lives Wrote: I am convinced that most atheists have an unfounded belief in abiogenesis. They expect theists to prove ID to be true yet they can't prove happenstance is true. It is kind of a double standard.

Is this all you’re doing now?  Going from thread to thread, whining about abiogenesis? Do you have any other lines or...?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(April 4, 2018 at 9:18 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(March 30, 2018 at 3:57 pm)He lives Wrote: I am convinced that most atheists have an unfounded belief in abiogenesis. They expect theists to prove ID to be true yet they can't prove happenstance is true. It is kind of a double standard.

Is this all you’re doing now?  Going from thread to thread, whining about abiogenesis?  Do you have any other lines or...?

So what are you doing? Any plans for the summer? I am getting my passport renewed so I can travel abroad. I like to travel and take pictures.
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(April 4, 2018 at 10:38 pm)He lives Wrote:
(April 4, 2018 at 9:18 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Is this all you’re doing now?  Going from thread to thread, whining about abiogenesis?  Do you have any other lines or...?

So what are you doing? Any plans for the summer? I am getting my passport renewed so I can travel abroad. I like to travel and take pictures.

Barf.

P.S.  Jesus is dead.
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(April 4, 2018 at 10:54 pm)Jehanne Wrote:
(April 4, 2018 at 10:38 pm)He lives Wrote: So what are you doing? Any plans for the summer? I am getting my passport renewed so I can travel abroad. I like to travel and take pictures.

Barf.

P.S.  Jesus is dead.

Jesus was dead, however the spirit does not die. Only the body dies.
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
(April 4, 2018 at 10:38 pm)He lives Wrote:
(April 4, 2018 at 9:18 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Is this all you’re doing now?  Going from thread to thread, whining about abiogenesis?  Do you have any other lines or...?

So what are you doing? Any plans for the summer? I am getting my passport renewed so I can travel abroad. I like to travel and take pictures.

Why are you here?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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