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Funny human rituals
#31
RE: Funny human rituals
(March 27, 2018 at 9:37 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Saying "bless you" when someone sneezes is a funny human ritual. I say it sometimes to fit in. Maybe I should start an atheist confessional thread.

-Teresa

I never say it. Customers sneeze, and I remain silent.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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#32
RE: Funny human rituals
(March 27, 2018 at 9:43 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:
(March 27, 2018 at 9:37 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Saying "bless you" when someone sneezes is a funny human ritual. I say it sometimes to fit in. Maybe I should start an atheist confessional thread.

-Teresa

I never say it.  Customers sneeze, and I remain silent.

I don't say it to strangers. I'm not that friendly. Big Grin

-Teresa
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#33
RE: Funny human rituals
(March 27, 2018 at 9:47 pm)Tres Leches Wrote:
(March 27, 2018 at 9:43 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: I never say it.  Customers sneeze, and I remain silent.

I don't say it to strangers. I'm not that friendly. Big Grin

-Teresa

The only person I'm around famialrly is the boyfriend, and he knows why I won't say it. His sneezes sound more like angry coughs anyway, so I doubt anyone would bless him.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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#34
RE: Funny human rituals
In France, "Comment allez-vous" (How are you?) will get you a run down on all of a person's travails. In the US, and probably most other places, it's a pretty much empty gesture.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#35
RE: Funny human rituals
Not sure how true this is, since I've never traveled outside the US, but supposedly retail people in Europe aren't required to literally kiss the customers ass.
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#36
RE: Funny human rituals
(March 27, 2018 at 9:52 pm)Fireball Wrote: In France, "Comment allez-vous" (How are you?) will get you a run down on all of a person's travails. In the US, and probably most other places, it's a pretty much empty gesture.

So, you're saying we should kill the French?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#37
RE: Funny human rituals
(March 27, 2018 at 9:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 27, 2018 at 9:52 pm)Fireball Wrote: In France, "Comment allez-vous" (How are you?) will get you a run down on all of a person's travails. In the US, and probably most other places, it's a pretty much empty gesture.

So, you're saying we should kill the French?

If he's not, I am.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#38
RE: Funny human rituals
(March 27, 2018 at 9:37 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Saying "bless you" when someone sneezes is a funny human ritual. I say it sometimes to fit in. Maybe I should start an atheist confessional thread.

-Teresa

That sounds like an excellent idea.

Edit: nevermind, just searched for it and realized its already kind of a thing.
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#39
RE: Funny human rituals
(March 27, 2018 at 9:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 27, 2018 at 9:52 pm)Fireball Wrote: In France, "Comment allez-vous" (How are you?) will get you a run down on all of a person's travails. In the US, and probably most other places, it's a pretty much empty gesture.

So, you're saying we should kill the French?

Only the Mooslim ones.  In France, no matter if you are married in a church, you still have to go downtown and get it solemnized by the gov.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#40
RE: Funny human rituals
Is polygamy legal in France?

(gov employee: Do you Mohamed take Fatima, Matima, Ratima, Vatima, Latima and the other 6 to be your lawfully wedded wives?)
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