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Funny human rituals
#41
RE: Funny human rituals
(March 27, 2018 at 11:51 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Is polygamy legal in France?

(gov employee: Do you Mohamed take Fatima, Matima, Ratima, Vatima, Latima and the other 6 to be your lawfully wedded wives?)

They can't marry 9 year olds, either.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#42
RE: Funny human rituals
(March 27, 2018 at 9:37 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Saying "bless you" when someone sneezes is a funny human ritual. I say it sometimes to fit in. Maybe I should start an atheist confessional thread.

-Teresa

There is actual theology behind the sneeze blessing.

Genesis 2:7 informs us our immortal souls are conveyed via the breath. A sneeze might disrupt the containment of ones soul in the body and subject it to exposure, however briefly, to the predations of Satan. A quick invocation of God to the rescue till that soul is safely re-inspirated is a sensible precaution in regards to how souls work as explained in the Bible.

I also note, for folks that consider themselves 'believers', this explanation for how souls are physically manifested is a required belief to be right with God. Any misinterpretation of how souls work or are conveyed is denying God's Holy Word in the Bible.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#43
RE: Funny human rituals
Creating hidden booger vaults. We all know people who have them.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#44
RE: Funny human rituals
Any type of dancing is the weirdest of all the human rituals imo.

I see it for what it is. A competition for who can act the silliest.

Then again, we just copied some other animal doing it in courtship a million years ago.
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