This Will Cause Believers To Lose Their Shit

[Minimalist]

Google is your friend, Huggy.  Put down your stupid fucking bible and use it.

[Abaddon_ire]

Well huggy, you ignorant little idiot, science has disproved both genesis creation myths*, Noah's flood, jesus' birth and resurrection (history disproves the manner of his death), the book of apocolypse to name but a minor few items.  So your challenge has just been accepted, met and beat.

*Did it ever appear odd to you that the "perfect word of god" has two ways in which the world was made neither compatible with the other?

I thought I said no jibber jabberin...

All that talk and not one link to back up you claim.

Show me a talking donkey. Bible says they exist. Or a unicorn, Bible has those too. Genesis is right out as science has destroyed both conflicting genesis accounts. Exodus is right out since it never happened. Pi is not three as the bible claims. The Pentateuch is not written by Moses, nor were the canonical gospels written by Matthew, Mark, Luke or John. Tyre was not wiped of the map, ever. How much do you want? I could keep going.

ETA: Have some more, why not? Adam and Eve never existed, the Noachian flood never happened. The ark couldn't float or even practically work in any sense. Talking snakes and magic trees my arse. There was no census at the time of Jesus' birth and even had there been, there was no requirement to relocate to ones home town. Jerusalem did not have a zombie invasion after the "resurrection".

[Huggy Bear]

I thought I said no jibber jabberin...

All that talk and not one link to back up you claim.

Show me a talking donkey. Bible says they exist.

No, the bible states that God made the donkey to speak, making it clear that it was a special circumstance.

Then the Lord opened the donkey’s mouth - Numbers 22:28

So in order for science to prove that God cannot make a donkey speak, it'd have to first prove that God doesn't exist.

Or a unicorn, Bible has those too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Re%27em

A re'em, also reëm (Hebrew: רֶאֵם‬), is an animal mentioned nine times in the Hebrew Bible and variously translated as a unicorn or a wild ox.

Genesis is right out as science has destroyed both conflicting genesis accounts. Exodus is right out since it never happened. Pi is not three as the bible claims. The [quote='Abaddon_ire' pid='1726324' dateline='1522355820'] is not written by Moses, nor were the canonical gospels written by Matthew, Mark, Luke or John. Tyre was not wiped of the map, ever. How much do you want? I could keep going.

ETA: Have some more, why not? Adam and Eve never existed, the Noachian flood never happened. The ark couldn't float or even practically work in any sense. Talking snakes and magic trees my arse. There was no census at the time of Jesus' birth and even had there been, there was no requirement to relocate to ones home town. Jerusalem did not have a zombie invasion after the "resurrection".

Once again, I don't see where you posted any irrefutable proof...

[Abaddon_ire]

Show me a talking donkey. Bible says they exist.

No, the bible states that God made the donkey to speak, making it clear that it was a special circumstance.

Then the Lord opened the donkey’s mouth - Numbers 22:28

So in order for science to prove that God cannot make a donkey speak, it'd have to first prove that God doesn't exist.

Hahaha. So it wasn't a talking donkey, it was a "talking" donkey. That is stupid. Provide any talking donkey. You cannot and you know it.

Or a unicorn, Bible has those too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Re%27em

A re'em, also reëm (Hebrew: רֶאֵם‬), is an animal mentioned nine times in the Hebrew Bible and variously translated as a unicorn or a wild ox.

Or translated as "unicorn". Stop dodging.

Genesis is right out as science has destroyed both conflicting genesis accounts. Exodus is right out since it never happened. Pi is not three as the bible claims. The
is not written by Moses, nor were the canonical gospels written by Matthew, Mark, Luke or John. Tyre was not wiped of the map, ever. How much do you want? I could keep going.

Nothing to offer beyond a borked quote?

ETA: Have some more, why not? Adam and Eve never existed, the Noachian flood never happened. The ark couldn't float or even practically work in any sense. Talking snakes and magic trees my arse. There was no census at the time of Jesus' birth and even had there been, there was no requirement to relocate to ones home town. Jerusalem did not have a zombie invasion after the "resurrection".

Once again, I don't see where you posted any irrefutable proof...

Adam and Eve are claimed to have existed 6,000 years ago. Science demonstrates that humans have been around for 200k at least. Geology demonstrates that the Noachian never happened. Simple logic demonstrates that the Ark is false. Modern attempts to recreate the Ark fail dismally. Geology demonstrates the Ark story to be false. Logistics demonstrates the Ark to be false. Engineering demonstrates the Ark to be false. Historical record demonstrates the zombie invasion of Jerusalem to be false. How much do you want?

[vorlon13]

Why couldn't the pandas have drug all the bamboo they needed from China ?

Same for the koala bears and their eucalyptus from Australia. We're only talking a few tons of food.

[GODZILLA]

There is only one true God...his name is GODZILLA!!!

[sdelsolray]

Show me a talking donkey. Bible says they exist.

No, the bible states that God made the donkey to speak, making it clear that it was a special circumstance.

Then the Lord opened the donkey’s mouth - Numbers 22:28

So in order for science to prove that God cannot make a donkey speak, it'd have to first prove that God doesn't exist.

Note how this poster, Huggy74, attempts to shift the burden of proof/persuasion.  He cheats in plain sight.  That's quite entertaining.