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What to do with all the empty churches?

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What to do with all the empty churches?
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RE: What to do with all the empty churches?
March 30, 2018 at 11:53 am
(March 30, 2018 at 11:40 am)Minimalist Wrote: I agree on whorehouses.  All you have to do is bring in a slightly higher class of whore than previously occupied them!

And agree to not allow underaged sex for a change.
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RE: What to do with all the empty churches?
March 30, 2018 at 12:03 pm
(March 30, 2018 at 11:40 am)Minimalist Wrote: I agree on whorehouses.  All you have to do is bring in a slightly higher class of whore than previously occupied them!

Yes, we need whores with professional ethics, who actually put out for each payment.
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RE: What to do with all the empty churches?
March 30, 2018 at 12:19 pm
(March 30, 2018 at 12:03 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(March 30, 2018 at 11:40 am)Minimalist Wrote: I agree on whorehouses.  All you have to do is bring in a slightly higher class of whore than previously occupied them!

Yes, we need whores with professional ethics, who actually put out for each payment.

Or at least when they're first elected and each subsequent re-election.
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