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So dead here tonight
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Left home at 0510. Arrived back home at 1945. 12.5 hour shift. 2 hour round trip! I guess I will try a little harder to entertain Otter! What If I swim to the bottom of the ocean and pick up a clam. Then try to break the clam open with a banana!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
 (March 31, 2018 at 11:21 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Left home at 0510. Arrived back home at 1945. 12.5 hour shift. 2 hour round trip! I guess I will try a little harder to entertain Otter! What If I swim to the bottom of the ocean and pick up a clam. Then try to break the clam open with a banana! Chimps don't have teeeth?
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
 (March 31, 2018 at 10:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Maybe all the christards are praying? More likely blood sugar spike induced comas from getting into the Easter candy early. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(March 31, 2018 at 11:22 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:Duh! You otters are so clever! Personally I steam them clams then dip them in butter!(March 31, 2018 at 11:21 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Left home at 0510. Arrived back home at 1945. 12.5 hour shift. 2 hour round trip! I guess I will try a little harder to entertain Otter! What If I swim to the bottom of the ocean and pick up a clam. Then try to break the clam open with a banana!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
 RE: So dead here tonight
April 1, 2018 at 4:25 am
(This post was last modified: April 1, 2018 at 4:25 am by ignoramus.)
(March 31, 2018 at 11:22 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:(March 31, 2018 at 10:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Maybe all the christards are praying? Interesting ... maybe Jesus was a diabetic and fell into a 3 day coma after eating too many chocky easter eggs? 
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