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So dead here tonight
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RE: So dead here tonight
March 31, 2018 at 11:21 pm
Left home at 0510. Arrived back home at 1945. 12.5 hour shift. 2 hour round trip! I guess I will try a little harder to entertain Otter! What If I swim to the bottom of the ocean and pick up a clam. Then try to break the clam open with a banana!  Smile
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RE: So dead here tonight
March 31, 2018 at 11:22 pm
(March 31, 2018 at 11:21 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Left home at 0510. Arrived back home at 1945. 12.5 hour shift. 2 hour round trip! I guess I will try a little harder to entertain Otter! What If I swim to the bottom of the ocean and pick up a clam. Then try to break the clam open with a banana!  Smile

Chimps don't have teeeth?
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RE: So dead here tonight
March 31, 2018 at 11:22 pm
(March 31, 2018 at 10:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Maybe all the christards are praying?


More likely blood sugar spike induced comas from getting into the Easter candy early.
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RE: So dead here tonight
March 31, 2018 at 11:26 pm
(March 31, 2018 at 11:22 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:
(March 31, 2018 at 11:21 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Left home at 0510. Arrived back home at 1945. 12.5 hour shift. 2 hour round trip! I guess I will try a little harder to entertain Otter! What If I swim to the bottom of the ocean and pick up a clam. Then try to break the clam open with a banana!  Smile

Chimps don't have teeeth?
Duh! You otters are so clever! Personally I steam them clams then dip them in butter!
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RE: So dead here tonight
April 1, 2018 at 4:25 am (This post was last modified: April 1, 2018 at 4:25 am by ignoramus.)
(March 31, 2018 at 11:22 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(March 31, 2018 at 10:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Maybe all the christards are praying?


More likely blood sugar spike induced comas from getting into the Easter candy early.

Interesting ... maybe Jesus was a diabetic and fell into a 3 day coma after eating too many chocky easter eggs? Dunno
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