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So dead here tonight
#1
So dead here tonight
Everyone throwing their booties around in the clubs?
“The man who can't visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot.”
~ André Breton
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#2
RE: So dead here tonight
Absolutely! And by “throwing bootie at the club”, I mean watching Dateline and eating Oreos with my husband. 😁
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#3
RE: So dead here tonight
Easter is tomorrow.

It's the power of JESUS !!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#4
RE: So dead here tonight
(March 31, 2018 at 10:18 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Easter is tomorrow.

It's the power of JESUS !!!

Add more power to it by using a black invocation: JAYSUS!!!
“The man who can't visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot.”
~ André Breton
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#5
RE: So dead here tonight
Maybe He wants to hear more about my wanting to double entry fuck His nail holes using shit for lube ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#6
RE: So dead here tonight
Soccer. Duh. MLS and NWSL.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#7
RE: So dead here tonight
Maybe if we get Jesus here He can explain why we don't call him Immanuel and how He is the Son of God despite Holy Spirit actually doing the impregnation.

If that goes well, maybe we'll understand the Trinity better . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#8
RE: So dead here tonight
Shutup Vorls ... Can't you just be nice and leave Jesus out of it... It is easter after all.


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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#9
RE: So dead here tonight
Maybe all the christards are praying?
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#10
RE: So dead here tonight
Well, two of my sons and I just spent many hours with pick and shovel and barrow in the front yard, removing about 12 cubic yards of block wall and dirt. FUCK, I'm tired. Sleepy  We got that all tossed into a dumpster, and have only a little cleanup to take care of tomorrow. One thing about not being an xtian, one can't fuck off on a religious holiday. Not that I care about the religious part- we haven't even been "xmas and Easter Catholics" in over 15 years. I still get a nice chocolatey egg from See's Candy in the morning! Tongue
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