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America's biggest threat ARE PANDAS!
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America's biggest threat ARE PANDAS!
April 11, 2018 at 12:16 am
All this time I thought it was Putin, Un and lack of livable wages in America.

NOPE, Tucker Carlson and Fucks News exposed our real enemy.



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RE: America's biggest threat ARE PANDAS!
April 11, 2018 at 12:20 am
If Pandas are sex crazed, why are they almost extinct?

Also if Pandas are sex crazed, shouldn't that make them relatable to Donald Trump?
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April 11, 2018 at 12:26 am
(April 11, 2018 at 12:20 am)Divinity Wrote: If Pandas are sex crazed, why are they almost extinct?

Also if Pandas are sex crazed, shouldn't that make them relatable to Donald Trump?

I am sure they are dangerous, and like any wild animal including all mammals you don't want to get near males in musk. And even females could tear your ass up. 

Having said that, the real story is that network is fucking desperate to fill time. 

Don't fuck with wild animals? NO SHIT TUCKER!

So now they suddenly want to be Steve Erwin?
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April 11, 2018 at 12:27 am
I bet he tried to fuck one.
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April 11, 2018 at 12:30 am
(April 11, 2018 at 12:27 am)Minimalist Wrote: I bet he tried to fuck one.



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April 11, 2018 at 1:09 am
I'll at least give Tucker Carlson credit for his skepticism when it comes to the gas attack in Syria. Shows you what a complete joke the MSM as a whole is when a Faux News clown like Tucker is the voice of reason in the room while everyone else is pushing hard for war with no evidence at all.
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April 11, 2018 at 1:37 am
(April 11, 2018 at 12:16 am)Brian37 Wrote: All this time I thought it was Putin, Un and lack of livable wages in America.

NOPE, Tucker Carlson and Fucks News exposed our real enemy.




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April 11, 2018 at 4:04 am (This post was last modified: April 11, 2018 at 4:04 am by Fake Messiah.)
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What? No Ivanka and Jared and Don jr.
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April 11, 2018 at 7:07 am
Jack Black must be pleased.
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RE: America's biggest threat ARE PANDAS!
April 11, 2018 at 9:54 am
(April 11, 2018 at 12:27 am)Minimalist Wrote: I bet he tried to fuck one.

I think he learned his lesson after trying to fuck a sting ray.
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