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World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 2:37 pm
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2018/04...day_p.html
Why the fuck do people make end of the world predictions. What do they hope to get out of it? If they're wrong, they look stupid. If they're right, nobody's going to be around to be like "Hey! They got it right!" I mean I guess a heads up the world is ending would be nice. But only if they actually see something like a world-ending meteorite heading for earth, and not some calculating bullshit conspiracy theory playing around with what the Bible Says. (Especially since the Bible specifically says that NOBODY KNOWS WHEN THE WORLD IS GOING TO END)
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 2:40 pm
I miss professor T_T
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 2:40 pm
I have a distant relative that built a survivor bunker in Arkansas somewhere. Supposedly it's the last place that will burn up or be covered in magma or something.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 2:42 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 2:40 pm)Losty Wrote: I miss professor T_T
I missed him too.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 2:42 pm
Boss Lady and I will divide up the labor, she goes for the purses, I grab the wallets. Shouldn't be too hard, there won't be more than 2-3 of each.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 2:47 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 2:40 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I have a distant relative that built a survivor bunker in Arkansas somewhere. Supposedly it's the last place that will burn up or be covered in magma or something.
Really? Arkansas will be the last holdout? Proof, if we needed more..that god hates humanity.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 3:06 pm
I thought it was supposed to be next Wednesday. The ground is getting thick with these end-of-the-world predictions.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 3:07 pm
I thought it was last wednesday. I was expecting overtime next pay period.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 3:09 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 2:47 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Really? Arkansas will be the last holdout? Proof, if we needed more..that god hates humanity.
Haven't you heard? Arkansas is "God's Country".
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 3:41 pm
Well, at least there's a business uptick for the end of the world animal shelter Web sites with each new prediction. After all, gullible fucks own pets too. 
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