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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 13, 2018 at 1:58 am
(April 12, 2018 at 2:37 pm)Divinity Wrote: http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2018/04...day_p.html
Why the fuck do people make end of the world predictions. What do they hope to get out of it? If they're wrong, they look stupid. If they're right, nobody's going to be around to be like "Hey! They got it right!" I mean I guess a heads up the world is ending would be nice. But only if they actually see something like a world-ending meteorite heading for earth, and not some calculating bullshit conspiracy theory playing around with what the Bible Says. (Especially since the Bible specifically says that NOBODY KNOWS WHEN THE WORLD IS GOING TO END)
I think they just want some attention, you know the 15 minutes of fame thing. It's an embarrassment to Christianity and they do not care, but I do, so I say stop this silliness and grow up.
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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 13, 2018 at 5:39 am
They should look at Revelations to find out exactly who is going to be raptured. 12,000 men from each of the 12 tribes of Israel.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 13, 2018 at 6:59 am
Hang on, the 23rd of April hasn't happened so it's not a false prophecy yet.
Transcended Dimensions was right, sceptics are jumping to conclusions.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 13, 2018 at 7:02 am
It won't be the end of the line for humans until cats learn how to open cans.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 13, 2018 at 7:31 am
Cats can open cans but it's beneath them.
They'd rather die than lower themselves to our level.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 13, 2018 at 2:41 pm
The irrational world will end when American Protestants all die out.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 13, 2018 at 2:55 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 2:41 pm)JackRussell Wrote: The irrational world will end when American Protestants all die out.
When the Earth becomes like Pern, I think.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 13, 2018 at 3:15 pm
Man, I'm still reeling from the blood moons, and now this? How am I supposed to handle all these apocalypses?
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 13, 2018 at 3:27 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 3:15 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: Man, I'm still reeling from the blood moons, and now this? How am I supposed to handle all these apocalypses?
...redux 1, redux 2, redux 3, redux 4, ...
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 13, 2018 at 3:29 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 3:27 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (April 13, 2018 at 3:15 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: Man, I'm still reeling from the blood moons, and now this? How am I supposed to handle all these apocalypses?
...redux 1, redux 2, redux 3, redux 4, ...
Yeah, but there's only so many bunkers I can build and rations, bullets, and gasoline I can afford. These apocalypses are going to be the death of me!
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