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My anaconda don't want none...

Poll: A woman's hips should be...
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Narrower than her shoulders
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About the same width as her shoulders
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Wider than her shoulders
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My anaconda don't want none...
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 9:26 am
Are we talking rimming or just cheeks? If the first, you're the first straight guy I've met who's into that.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 9:31 am
All in baby.

Maybe most straight guys don't know what the hell they're doing, and that's why they're satisfied with sex a couple times a month and a lot of porn/masturbation in between.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 9:31 am
(April 13, 2018 at 9:26 am)emjay Wrote: Are we talking rimming or just cheeks? If the first, you're the first straight guy I've met who's into that.

I know one. 😯
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 9:44 am
(April 13, 2018 at 9:31 am)alpha male Wrote: All in baby.

Maybe most straight guys don't know what the hell they're doing, and that's why they're satisfied with sex a couple times a month and a lot of porn/masturbation in between.

I like having it done more than doing it Wink
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 9:58 am
Where's CL? We have a thread combining sex and butthole...she should be all over this.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 10:01 am
(April 13, 2018 at 9:58 am)alpha male Wrote: Where's CL? We have a thread combining sex and butthole...she should be all over this.

You missed the opportunity for a pun there. You could have said that she should be all over this like a rash.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 10:02 am
(April 13, 2018 at 9:58 am)alpha male Wrote: Where's CL? We have a thread combining sex and butthole...she should be all over this.

Lol. I just saw this. Imho, butt hole is for pooping and joking about only. Not liking or sticking things into.

I guess I would toss his salad if he really wanted me to, but he would have to take a very thorough shower immediately before haha.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 10:06 am
BRUHHHHHH!!!!!....

...wow. What a thread.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 10:10 am
(April 13, 2018 at 10:06 am)c172 Wrote: BRUHHHHHH!!!!!....

...wow. What a thread.

You didn't vote...
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 10:11 am
Not gonna. *fistbump*
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