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My anaconda don't want none...

Poll: A woman's hips should be...
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Narrower than her shoulders
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About the same width as her shoulders
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My anaconda don't want none...
Neo-Scholastic Offline Donators
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 1:14 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 9:01 am)alpha male Wrote: Not a typo... tossed some salad last night...  Tongue

You seem rather obsessed with sex lately.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 1:15 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2018 at 1:16 pm by Catholic_Lady.)
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"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 1:16 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2018 at 1:24 pm by John V.)
(April 13, 2018 at 1:14 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote:
(April 13, 2018 at 9:01 am)alpha male Wrote: Not a typo... tossed some salad last night...  Tongue

You seem rather obsessed with sex lately.

No, I'm generally obsessed with sex. It's nothing new. Just posting about it because it's the last week of my busy season at work and I'm getting giddy. Need to have some fun.
@Neo - we need another vote for wider!
Wow, I don't believe this is still in print!
https://www.amazon.com/101-Nights-Great-...0962962872

CL, you MUST buy this book! It's got a bunch of different sexy things to do. The cool thing is that each one is sealed - you don't know exactly what it is until you open it. The outside of each envelope does tell you if it involves special supplies or something, i.e. do you need advance setup or not. And don't worry, nothing involving butthole or poop!
Suggestion - don't buy a used one - might be sticky...
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#54
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 2:04 pm
I like girl butts...all of them.

(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 2:20 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2018 at 2:59 pm by Catholic_Lady.)
That book looks fun. Maybe I'll gift it to Mr CL on his birthday hahaha.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 2:54 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 11:13 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(April 13, 2018 at 10:38 am)alpha male Wrote: Nope. She probably would, but I don't get it in return - that'd be gay.

So you lick butt hole without it having been washed ahead of time? Lol, what if she pooped a few hours before?? I am genuinely intrigued by this.

Too clean is boring.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 2:58 pm
Lol I guess if you like the taste and essence of poop
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 3:02 pm
I'm glad the theists are as fucked as atheist; hope for humanity.

You donkey cock munchers.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 3:07 pm
This took an interesting turn. I never had any interest with anything to do with the butthole. And to some extent, this reminds me of a time me when my brother bought me a very good bottle of Scotch for my Birthday (+$100). Now I found out it was very much worth that extra money. I was perfectly fine before, and drinking a $40-$50 Scotch made me happy. But now I knew what I was missing.

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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 3:12 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 3:07 pm)RoadRunner79 Wrote: This took an interesting turn.  I never had any interest with anything to do with the butthole. And to some extent, this reminds me of a time me when my brother bought me a very good bottle of Scotch for my Birthday (+$100).  Now I found out it was very much worth that extra money.  I was perfectly fine before, and drinking a $40-$50 Scotch made me happy. But now I knew what I was missing.

Sometimes ignorance is bliss!

For sure.

privacy is good too.
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