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If you could correct "god's" mistakes...
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Hammy's last reply made me think of another one: A mistake of God's that I'd correct would be to give me a smaller penis. I've been lugging this monster around for almost half a century, and it is starting to take a toll on my back.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I wouldn't waste my time creating stars (I hear they'll just fall out of the sky anyway). I would never bury fossils to confuse my favorite apes nor would I give them vestigial body parts like tail bones. I would put the human testes inside the body where they would be better protected. Cancer, Ebola, Aids, none of that sadistic Yahweh BS, no sir. I'd be a true loving god. I would not stand for worship of any kind. My formal name would be "Just Joe".
I believe in life before death.
 (April 21, 2018 at 9:21 pm)Antares Wrote: I wouldn't waste my time creating stars (I hear they'll just fall out of the sky anyway). I would never bury fossils to confuse my favorite apes nor would I give them vestigial body parts like tail bones. I would put the human testes inside the body where they would be better protected. Cancer, Ebola, Aids, none of that sadistic Yahweh BS, no sir. I'd be a true loving god. I would not stand for worship of any kind. My formal name would be "Just Joe". That should be your next name change. I like it.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter  (April 21, 2018 at 9:21 pm)Antares Wrote: I wouldn't waste my time creating stars (I hear they'll just fall out of the sky anyway). I would never bury fossils to confuse my favorite apes nor would I give them vestigial body parts like tail bones. I would put the human testes inside the body where they would be better protected. Cancer, Ebola, Aids, none of that sadistic Yahweh BS, no sir. I'd be a true loving god. I would not stand for worship of any kind. My formal name would be "Just Joe". Praise the mighty Joe! For he was Just! Yep, I can hear christmas songs in your honour already! Please don't encourage theists with new ways to grovel! hehe
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
I'd make all religious texts spontaneously combust. That way people stop using me as an excuse to be an asshole.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
 RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes...
April 22, 2018 at 1:19 pm
(This post was last modified: April 22, 2018 at 1:21 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(April 22, 2018 at 1:12 pm)Cecelia Wrote: I'd make all religious texts spontaneously combust. That way people stop using me as an excuse to be an asshole. Lol this is genius. Only problem is, people would write more lol. Look as Joseph Smith, the fraud who pulled a new religion out of his ass and that was only a few hundred years ago lol. Look at Scientology. That was a fucking fiction book! Oh wait. That's the same as all religious books.
You assume the new ones wouldn't spontaneously combust during the process of being written.
In fact televangelists would also spontaneously combust. What can I say, I like spontaneous combustion. I blame Parasite Eve.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
(April 22, 2018 at 1:34 pm)Cecelia Wrote: You assume the new ones wouldn't spontaneously combust during the process of being written. Yeah I did assume that. But only so I could use it as a lead into ridiculing Mormonism and Scientology, lol. Quote:In fact televangelists would also spontaneously combust. What can I say, I like spontaneous combustion. I blame Parasite Eve. Bahahahah yes please televangelists need to combust. |
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