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Ask a guy who just had his appendix removed!
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RE: Ask a guy who just had his appendix removed!
(April 18, 2018 at 10:44 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Did you feel the healing power of the Lord ?

It was a Catholic Hospital so they had a crucifix over my bed, which was amusing. They also read psalms over the PA system every morning, which was annoying. I can confirm I neither felt the healing power of the Lord, had any kind of out of body or religious experience, and am quite glad that modern medicine saved me. Big Grin

(April 18, 2018 at 10:45 pm)rskovride Wrote: A robot?! It's begun... Hide yo kids.

Does the surgeon sit in an adjacent control room kinda like the drone pilots?

I'm not quite sure, I just saw the robot in the operating theater, I didn't see it being used. It had about 6 arms with various instruments in them and some cameras. I think the surgeon is probably nearby and looking at both the monitors and me.

(April 18, 2018 at 10:47 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Did you ask for your appendix as a trophy?

I did not. That thing can get trashed.
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Why are you people conspiring to take jobs away from blood thirsty qualified surgeons?

See, this is another example of robots taking over.

Don't come crying to me when they robots have you caged in an extermination camp, and say I didn't warn you all!

So, how are you feeling?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#13
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How badly are you going to milk this? Wink
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ROFLOL
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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(April 18, 2018 at 10:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why are you people conspiring to take jobs away from blood thirsty qualified surgeons?

See, this is another example of robots taking over.

Don't come crying to me when they robots have you caged in an extermination camp, and say I didn't warn you all!

So, how are you feeling?

To be fair, there was a highly trained surgeon controlling the robot every step of the way. You're not obsolete yet. Tongue

I'm feeling OK, on some pain meds, just recovering.

(April 18, 2018 at 10:55 pm)Shell B Wrote: How badly are you going to milk this? Wink

For as much kudos as I can get.
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Tiberius Wrote: I'm not quite sure, I just saw the robot in the operating theater, I didn't see it being used. It had about 6 arms with various instruments in them and some cameras. I think the surgeon is probably nearby and looking at both the monitors and me.

6 arms and cameras. That would be really cool if it wasn't so terrifying. Hopefully they put you out before you saw it move.
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As long as we're just talking kudos, darling. Your chores are still due on time.
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(April 18, 2018 at 10:59 pm)rskovride Wrote:
Tiberius Wrote: I'm not quite sure, I just saw the robot in the operating theater, I didn't see it being used. It had about 6 arms with various instruments in them and some cameras. I think the surgeon is probably nearby and looking at both the monitors and me.

6 arms and cameras. That would be really cool if it wasn't so terrifying. Hopefully they put you out before you saw it move.

I didn't see it move, but I don't think I would have minded if I had. It's just so cool that they can do the surgery without "opening me up" with a long cut, and the recovery time is massively reduced.
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Quote: I finally had it this afternoon, my appendix is now gone.

Yet another example of "god" the perfect designer!

Feel better soon.  Make Shell wait on you for a few days.
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(April 18, 2018 at 11:06 pm)Tiberius Wrote:
(April 18, 2018 at 10:59 pm)rskovride Wrote: 6 arms and cameras. That would be really cool if it wasn't so terrifying. Hopefully they put you out before you saw it move.

I didn't see it move, but I don't think I would have minded if I had. It's just so cool that they can do the surgery without "opening me up" with a long cut, and the recovery time is massively reduced.

Did you ask how the control system works? Are there programmed movements (like for suture from point a to point b)? I wonder if there is a big red button to stop everything like there is as gas stations.
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