Ask a guy who just had his appendix removed!

[Fireball]

I got gutted with an appendectomy 6 weeks after having a ruptured appendix- doctor said that since I wasn't dead, they'd let my body clean up the mess. I've spent over 2 months hospitalized because of that appendicitis, on and off. I won't take any more from you thread, except to say that I am pleased that medicine has improved enough in the last 44 years that you suffered less!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

OP, glad to hear you didn't get the infamous "sterile gauze packing". They changed mine every eight hours and nobody had to do it twice. Except me. 

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

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Did you ask for your appendix as a trophy?

I did not. That thing can get trashed.
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Shame.  When I had my laminectomy, they let me keep the bits of bone they took out.  I had them silvered and now wear them as a necklace.

Question:  If you have another appendectomy, will you please film it and post it here?

Boru

[Tiberius]

As a guy who just had an appendectomy, what do you think about the latest super true reporting that Tom Brady was the thug who threatened Stormy Daniels?

I think it has about as much accuracy as the reporting on Deflategate.

Did you have any NDE-like experience. Was there a light to stay out of? Can you confirm that heaven is as cheesy as they say?

Last thing I remember was the anesthetist putting the breathing mask over my face, asking me if I was OK, and then I woke up in the recovery area.

Question:  If you have another appendectomy, will you please film it and post it here?

I don't intend to have another one, but if I do, I will be sure to fulfill your request.

[brewer]

[Minimalist]

Why are you people conspiring to take jobs away from blood thirsty qualified surgeons?

See, this is another example of robots taking over.

Don't come crying to me when they robots have you caged in an extermination camp, and say I didn't warn you all!

So, how are you feeling?

In all seriousness I am amazed at the extent of laparoscopic surgery now.  One of the women in our dog rescue just had a full hip replacement done that way on a Monday and by Friday she was back tending to the dogs at the veterinary hospital she covers for us. 

In 1965 I had cartilage surgery on my knee and was in the hospital for a week.  I still have a seven inch scar.

[johan]

The robot had six arms and cameras. Did they offer to sell you a DVD of your own surgery?

[Edwardo Piet]

How bad was the pain when it started? How quickly did it get worse?

[Tiberius]

How bad was the pain when it started? How quickly did it get worse?

When it started it was about a 3 or 4. At its worst it was a 7-8. It got bad on Monday, so not long after it started.

[Minimalist]

Ix-nay on the eeling fay etter bay, stuff.

You don't want Shel to catch on too soon.