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Ask a guy who just had his appendix removed!
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: Ask a guy who just had his appendix removed!
April 21, 2018 at 1:20 pm (This post was last modified: April 21, 2018 at 1:21 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
They planted a camera inside him to inspect his rotten non-catholic soul.
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#52
RE: Ask a guy who just had his appendix removed!
April 21, 2018 at 1:22 pm
(April 20, 2018 at 6:17 am)Hammy Wrote: Interesting. What sort of pains would you consider a 9 or 10?

Flamethrower? Wood chipper?
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#53
RE: Ask a guy who just had his appendix removed!
April 21, 2018 at 1:25 pm
(April 21, 2018 at 1:19 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: @OP

As a skeptic, how can you be certain they didn't leave something inside of you?

Like what? A treasure map? Or an RFID chip? An errant watch?
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RE: Ask a guy who just had his appendix removed!
April 21, 2018 at 1:28 pm (This post was last modified: April 21, 2018 at 1:29 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(April 21, 2018 at 1:22 pm)Cathooloo Wrote:
(April 20, 2018 at 6:17 am)Hammy Wrote: Interesting. What sort of pains would you consider a 9 or 10?

Flamethrower?  Wood chipper?

Hmmm. I was thinking more along the lines of someone sticking exceedingly sharp blades of glass covered in anthrax into one's penis and balls repeatedly nonstop for several hours.
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RE: Ask a guy who just had his appendix removed!
April 22, 2018 at 8:40 pm
Here is my question: "When Are you going to have a kid?".
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RE: Ask a guy who just had his appendix removed!
April 23, 2018 at 8:13 am (This post was last modified: April 23, 2018 at 8:15 am by Edwardo Piet.)
They'll make great parents.

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RE: Ask a guy who just had his appendix removed!
April 23, 2018 at 9:12 am
(April 22, 2018 at 8:40 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Here is my question: "When Are you going to have a kid?".

He already has kids.. You have to be Boston Strong to run a zoo like this website.  Big Grin
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#58
RE: Ask a guy who just had his appendix removed!
April 23, 2018 at 12:00 pm
(April 21, 2018 at 1:28 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(April 21, 2018 at 1:22 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: Flamethrower?  Wood chipper?

Hmmm. I was thinking more along the lines of someone sticking exceedingly sharp blades of glass covered in anthrax into one's penis and balls repeatedly nonstop for several hours.

Take it down a notch, champ.

MK, he’s not necessarily going to have kids.
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RE: Ask a guy who just had his appendix removed!
April 23, 2018 at 12:02 pm
(April 23, 2018 at 12:00 pm)Shell B Wrote: MK, he’s not necessarily going to have kids.

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RE: Ask a guy who just had his appendix removed!
April 23, 2018 at 12:24 pm
(April 21, 2018 at 1:25 pm)Mermaid Wrote:
(April 21, 2018 at 1:19 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: @OP

As a skeptic, how can you be certain they didn't leave something inside of you?

Like what? A treasure map? Or an RFID chip? An errant watch?

A developing xenomorph?
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