ABBA! AAAAAAAH!!!!

[brewer]

This will not end well.

[Brian37]

This will not end well.

I am sure they will do very well.

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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/abb...fd7fcb302e

ABBA to release new music! Sweet Mary, Mother of all creatures, I beseech thee!

Next thing you know, they will be digging up Karen Carpenter!

Make it stop!

NEVER!

[Edwardo Piet]

ABBA should do a cover of this song:





It's a song inspired by ABBA so it stands to reason that we need the actual ABBA to cover it! Duh!

But no really, it's totally inspired by ABBA. Steven Wilson has basically said "This is my ABBA moment".

[chimp3]

ABBA should do a cover of this song:





It's a song inspired by ABBA so it stands to reason that we need the actual ABBA to cover it! Duh!

But no really, it's totally inspired by ABBA. Steven Wilson has basically said "This is my ABBA moment".

No! No! No! ABBA should not do a cover of that song! If ABBA wants to try re-entry into the music biz why not commercial jingles for Gourmet Cat Food!

[Brian37]

ABBA should do a cover of this song:





It's a song inspired by ABBA so it stands to reason that we need the actual ABBA to cover it! Duh!

But no really, it's totally inspired by ABBA. Steven Wilson has basically said "This is my ABBA moment".

No! No! No! ABBA should not do a cover of that song! If ABBA wants to try re-entry into the music biz why not commercial jingles for Gourmet Cat Food!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but ABBA will never leave me.

Phooy on all of you,

[Edwardo Piet]

ABBA should do a cover of this song:





It's a song inspired by ABBA so it stands to reason that we need the actual ABBA to cover it! Duh!

But no really, it's totally inspired by ABBA. Steven Wilson has basically said "This is my ABBA moment".

No! No! No! ABBA should not do a cover of that song! If ABBA wants to try re-entry into the music biz why not commercial jingles for Gourmet Cat Food!

I'm glad we agree that ABBA is fucking shit.

I adore SW's music but I'm not especially keen on this SW song. It's like my least favorite of his. Too ABBA-y!

But still, it's infinitely better than ABBA and ABBA covering a song that's actually decent can't exactly make them sound any more godawful than they already do.

Here's some music that truly demonstrates how awesome SW (Steven Wilson) is:





He's not just the lead singer and guitarist (and he's also a multinstrumentalist)... he is the songwriter, composer and arranger.

And if you like prog rock or jazz... you may enjoy THIS:





Again, he writers all the songs and composes all the music.

ABBA aren't fit to lick his nutsack

He's also an atheist:



So anytime anyone asks me "Know of any atheists who are awesome music artists?"

I'm like "Steven Wilson.. duh."

[Brian37]

No! No! No! ABBA should not do a cover of that song! If ABBA wants to try re-entry into the music biz why not commercial jingles for Gourmet Cat Food!

I'm glad we agree that ABBA is fucking shit.

I adore SW's music but I'm not especially keen on this SW song. It's like my least favorite of his. Too ABBA-y!

But still, it's infinitely better than ABBA and ABBA covering a song that's actually decent can't exactly make them sound any more godawful than they already do.

Here's some music that truly demonstrates how awesome SW (Steven Wilson) is:





He's not just the lead singer and guitarist (and he's also a multinstrumentalist)... he is the songwriter, composer and arranger.

And if you like prog rock or jazz... you may enjoy THIS:





Again, he writers all the songs and composes all the music.

ABBA aren't fit to lick his nutsack

Not sure what you mean by that, but just so you know Benny Anderson and Bjorn Ulvaeus the two "B"s in "ABBA" are classically trained AND wrote ALL the lyrics and composed every song on every album.

[Edwardo Piet]

Not sure what you mean by that, but just so you know Benny Anderson and Bjorn Ulvaeus the two "B"s in "ABBA" are classically trained AND wrote ALL the lyrics and composed every song on every album.

The point is that those songs are all pieces of junk compared to Steven Wilson's music. Although he himself wouldn't agree with me

But he's very modest about his genius. I doubt he even thinks he's a genius. Despite obviously being one.

[Brian37]

Not sure what you mean by that, but just so you know Benny Anderson and Bjorn Ulvaeus the two "B"s in "ABBA" are classically trained AND wrote ALL the lyrics and composed every song on every album.

The point is that those songs are all pieces of junk compared to Steven Wilson's music. Although he himself wouldn't agree with me

But he's very modest about his genius. I doubt he even thinks he's a genius. Despite obviously being one.

Nope sorry, you merely don't like ABBA. That's fine. But you don't sell for 40 years plus,  have movies and Broadway Plays if you suck. 

And no, ABBAs members don't brag. They are very modest.