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Fucking Paul Ryan - No Balls
May 3, 2018 at 7:02 pm
Can't even fire the fucking chaplain. Why does congress even need a fucking chaplain?
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/paul-ry...-chaplain/
Quote:Paul Ryan reverses on firing liberal chaplain
"Liberal?" He's a fucking catholick. Which seems to have been the real problem for the knuckle-dragging retards on the far right.
https://chicago.suntimes.com/opinion/u-s...-chaplain/
Quote:“The controversy,” reported the New York Times, “exposed long-simmering tensions between Roman Catholics and evangelical Christians over who should be the lawmakers’ religious counselor.”
This is why religion should be excluded from every facet of public life. Fuck these ignorant shitheads and their fairy tales.
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RE: Fucking Paul Ryan - No Balls
May 3, 2018 at 7:10 pm
I think the House needs a Lesbian Wiccan for their chaplain.
Or:
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RE: Fucking Paul Ryan - No Balls
May 4, 2018 at 5:33 pm
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Quote:HOSANNA! Paul Ryan has called off the Protestant Reformation in the House of Representatives. Yesterday, Reverend Patrick Conroy his position as House Chaplain. And Paul Ryan, the “political Wunderkind” who just got cucked by a priest, un-accepted the previous resignation and retired to the cloakroom for several thousand Hail Marys.
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RE: Fucking Paul Ryan - No Balls
May 4, 2018 at 7:06 pm
I bet Ryan has a taut sac and sweaty wonderful balls . . .
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RE: Fucking Paul Ryan - No Balls
May 4, 2018 at 7:07 pm
Smooth like an egg, huh.
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RE: Fucking Paul Ryan - No Balls
May 4, 2018 at 7:08 pm
(May 4, 2018 at 7:06 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I bet Ryan has a taut sac and sweaty wonderful balls . . .
That face alone makes me want to shove my D into his A.
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RE: Fucking Paul Ryan - No Balls
May 4, 2018 at 7:50 pm
(May 4, 2018 at 7:08 pm)Kit Wrote: (May 4, 2018 at 7:06 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I bet Ryan has a taut sac and sweaty wonderful balls . . .
That face alone makes me want to shove my D into his A.
That would be one way to move Santorum into the Speaker of the House seat.
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RE: Fucking Paul Ryan - No Balls
May 4, 2018 at 9:10 pm
a little Santorum never hurt anyone
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