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Satirical logic for the atheistic mind

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Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 16, 2018 at 5:56 pm
Dripshit spreading his scuttery shite again?

He's like a farmer spreading slurry.
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 16, 2018 at 6:18 pm
Not logical or satirical.
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 16, 2018 at 6:26 pm
Quote:Don't worry. You didn't  couldn't.

FTFY.
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 16, 2018 at 7:15 pm
I don't know what you're trying to do, but I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong.
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 16, 2018 at 7:23 pm
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 16, 2018 at 8:18 pm
As for the OP-
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 17, 2018 at 12:46 am
(May 16, 2018 at 5:39 pm)Shell B Wrote: Nobody believes that. The difference between credible scientists (not science because science doesn't say anything) and theists is that scientists agree that their theories are just the best formed conclusions they can make based on observation.

 I disagree, scientist are drawing conclusions about planets they have never seen, saying they are this or they are that. When in reality they have no clue about those unseen planets. Many scientist today are writing things just to throw papers and information out there so they can claim they were the first to say this or that when and if those things are proven. This comes from scientist that are becoming disappointed by the way science is turning to guessing for the sake of fame.

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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 17, 2018 at 1:55 am
(May 16, 2018 at 5:41 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
Quote:SCIENCE Says created the universe and is the only True Statement

Someone please tell me he's only joking!

He's written "satirical" in the title, so maybe this should be in humor? It's the kind of thing that would happen if science acted like a religion. (Not atheism, is it too much for people to learn the difference?)

If this is supposed to be at all serious then..

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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 17, 2018 at 2:21 am (This post was last modified: May 17, 2018 at 2:23 am by I_am_not_mafia.)
(May 17, 2018 at 12:46 am)Godscreated Wrote:  I disagree, scientist are drawing conclusions about planets they have never seen, saying they are this or they are that. When in reality they have no clue about those unseen planets. Many scientist today are writing things just to throw papers and information out there so they can claim they were the first to say this or that when and if those things are proven. This comes from scientist that are becoming disappointed by the way science is turning to guessing for the sake of fame.

I suspect that you didn't speak to a real professional scientist. Which field are you talking about for a start? Things can be very different for each field. See, if you had moaned about the pressure to publish or perish it would have given your post more credibility, but what you said is more akin to a popular misconception by non-scientists.
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RE: Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
May 17, 2018 at 2:52 am
Other planets? What heresy is this! I thought they were just decorations on the firmament?
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