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Erase your sins Muhammad's way

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Erase your sins Muhammad's way
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RE: Erase your sins Muhammad's way
May 18, 2018 at 11:37 am
Allah can kiss my ass.
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RE: Erase your sins Muhammad's way
May 18, 2018 at 4:42 pm
(May 18, 2018 at 7:53 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Killing all the witnesses to your sinning is also acceptable.

You called?

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May 18, 2018 at 4:48 pm
Do you have malpractice insurance?


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May 18, 2018 at 4:48 pm
Boom?

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May 18, 2018 at 4:49 pm
(May 18, 2018 at 4:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Do you have malpractice insurance?


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No

A lack if witnesses and reliable evidence.

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May 18, 2018 at 4:53 pm
Ah.

The Godfather method.
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May 18, 2018 at 4:58 pm
(May 18, 2018 at 4:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Ah.

The Godfather method.

Kinda like the God method.

Lots of claims. No evidence, and the few "witnesses" shouldn't be trusted with anything sharper than a sponge...

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May 19, 2018 at 4:13 am
(May 18, 2018 at 7:32 am)Joods Wrote: tl:dr

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RE: Erase your sins Muhammad's way
May 19, 2018 at 4:58 pm
It seems that the black rock takes the place of zombie Jesus as the way to eternal life. It can forgive sins, just as Jesus said that he could. There's a maple leaf that says the same thing.
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