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RE: I'm about to be a multi-millionaire!
May 21, 2018 at 4:12 pm
Care to link? I could use it. If I cant convert him to christianity I'll try to sell him sweaters. Or maybe both.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: I'm about to be a multi-millionaire!
May 21, 2018 at 4:25 pm
I quickly realized the final quote was your response to the fraudster innocent businnessman, Khem. I can spot your writing a mile off. The semicolon replacing the apostrophe is a dead give away for Khemspeak. (It's like Newspeak only slightly less thought police-y and slightly more semicolon-y).
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RE: I'm about to be a multi-millionaire!
May 21, 2018 at 4:28 pm
Good to know I have a style. 
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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May 21, 2018 at 4:35 pm
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I still think you should change your AF username to "Semicolon-Man".
Lol if you ever got banned and came back as a sock the staff wouldn't need to check your IP at all. They could just look for the semicolons, lol.
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RE: I'm about to be a multi-millionaire!
May 21, 2018 at 4:39 pm
I once, years ago, received one of those terribly written scam emails from Nigeria saying his family member had died and he had money in the bank -
- bullshit, bullshit, bullshit -
- and if I sent him money he would send me half of several million.
And signed with a name that was distinctly African.
I created a hotmail account under the name Alingo Abobo" and made up a sob story of my own, asking him to send me money.
Never did get a reply, despite 50-60 pleas being sent over the course of a year...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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May 21, 2018 at 4:43 pm
You send them an email saying you'd already sent the money..and were glad that you finally heard back from them.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: I'm about to be a multi-millionaire!
May 21, 2018 at 4:50 pm
(May 21, 2018 at 4:43 pm)Khemikal Wrote: You send them an email saying you'd already sent the money..and were glad that you finally heard back from them.
Tell them that you're an Albino prince from Albinoea... tell them that if they send you all their money via PayPal you'll knight them and then drop them the following YouTube link:
Also when you show them a very very white photo of yourself tell them "I'll have you know that I'm a very African and very black Nigerian black person you motherfucking racist. I just happen to be Albert the Albino prince from Albinoea. Who is also Nigerian."
Then threaten to report them for a hate crime if they don't send you the dough to your good princely self.
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May 21, 2018 at 4:54 pm
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I;ve tried alot of shit...but, what works for me is just pretending to be the perfect victim. That;s hit or miss anyway. Most never respond. Reading the boards joods sent me, though, I realize that Im a rank amatuer....these guys are sending these fuckers off on goose hunts........
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: I'm about to be a multi-millionaire!
May 21, 2018 at 4:55 pm
Wow how the hell do they plan to scam anyone if they never respond to their victims lol.
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RE: I'm about to be a multi-millionaire!
May 21, 2018 at 5:22 pm
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(May 21, 2018 at 3:50 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Signing up right meow! Thx for the link.
I'm The Craptastic Goddess on there but I haven't posted in years.
(May 21, 2018 at 3:54 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Just some info on what I;m running on Saleem...anytime I get a uae scam....I go full evangelical christian. When it works, it;s fucking hilarious. Ill go through my folder to see if I can find it, but I had one of these dumbasses tell me they had a transformative vision while angling for a routing number.
@Joods.....holy shit, these guys are next level. I need to take notes and work some of this in.
Yeah - the next level is so much fun. I have a feeling you'll be sucked into that forum in no time. You'll have to let me know what your screen name is so I can read up on your posts.
(May 21, 2018 at 4:54 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I;ve tried alot of shit...but, what works for me is just pretending to be the perfect victim. That;s hit or miss anyway. Most never respond. Reading the boards joods sent me, though, I realize that Im a rank amatuer....these guys are sending these fuckers off on goose hunts........
Yas and it's so funny to read their stories. I get a lot of amusement out of that forum.
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