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Soul For Sale!
May 21, 2018 at 6:04 pm
Have you ever wanted to own a soul other than your own?
Have you ever thought, "Would owning a soul give me control over an individual?"
Well NOW YOU CAN!!!
Lot one today is a soul that has had only one (not so) careful owner. It has been to several different parts of the world.
It's natural colour is cerulean blue, but it does have a number of dents and a little rust on the bumpers.
Opening starts at $US5.
Don't miss out!
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Soul For Sale!
May 21, 2018 at 6:05 pm
(This post was last modified: May 21, 2018 at 6:06 pm by rskovride.)
6 Doll hairs
Does it come with freewill or no?
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RE: Soul For Sale!
May 21, 2018 at 6:06 pm
If Succubi were real, you could pitch that to them through email spam.
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RE: Soul For Sale!
May 21, 2018 at 6:07 pm
I think were gonna need to know how this soul has been used. Pics, obvs.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Soul For Sale!
May 21, 2018 at 6:12 pm
I notice you didn't say what species the soul belonged to.
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RE: Soul For Sale!
May 21, 2018 at 6:16 pm
Once I buy it how do I keep it?
I think this is like the dog that is sold and always escapes back to it's original mistress.
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RE: Soul For Sale!
May 21, 2018 at 6:17 pm
Can you provide a clear title ?
I suspect Satan already has a lien on it.
While I would be prepared to seek a writ of replevin, I'd rather not if I don't have to . . .
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RE: Soul For Sale!
May 21, 2018 at 6:37 pm
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Beccs, is there a buy it now price attached to it?
I'd like to buy it and put it on the mantle with the glowing halo, bottle of genuine holy water, the complete chakra set and Yeti's stuffed head.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
