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Coffee has been banned......

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Coffee has been banned......
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#21
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 2:33 pm
I guess I'll have to make a map of all available restrooms and begin drinking twice as much tea.
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#22
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 2:54 pm
(May 28, 2018 at 12:09 pm)Kit Wrote: The last coffee bean has been burned and the last coffee bean plant has been destroyed.

There will never be any more coffee.

What do you do?

Stockpile cultivars of cacao and orange pekoe, just in case those are next on the hit list.
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#23
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 4:11 pm
(May 28, 2018 at 12:09 pm)Kit Wrote: The last coffee bean has been burned and the last coffee bean plant has been destroyed.

There will never be any more coffee.

What do you do?

What would I do?!? This should give you an idea...

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#24
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 4:25 pm
(May 28, 2018 at 12:09 pm)Kit Wrote: The last coffee bean has been burned and the last coffee bean plant has been destroyed.

There will never be any more coffee.

What do you do?

Let them have cappuccinos.
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#25
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 8:32 pm
I live on coffee and smokes all day... Dunno

No idea what I would do?

(I'll probably start drinking that barrel of crude that Atlas gave me. Can't be any worse.)
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#26
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 8:43 pm
As long as Nuvigil is still allowed, no problems here. I don't do hot drinks, and, after my lethargy kicked in a couple years ago, I found out caffeine didn't actually keep me awake anymore.
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#27
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 8:49 pm
Speed.
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#28
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 8:53 pm
What will all those poor, unemployed Barristas do?
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#29
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 9:22 pm
(May 28, 2018 at 12:09 pm)Kit Wrote: The last coffee bean has been burned and the last coffee bean plant has been destroyed.

There will never be any more coffee.

What do you do?

I don't drink coffee, so I'd probably just sit back and laugh at all the people freaking out. Devil
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