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Coffee has been banned......

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Coffee has been banned......
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RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 1:23 pm
(May 28, 2018 at 12:09 pm)Kit Wrote: The last coffee bean has been burned and the last coffee bean plant has been destroyed.

There will never be any more coffee.

What do you do?

Die.
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RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 1:40 pm (This post was last modified: May 28, 2018 at 2:07 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Keep drinking hot chocolate and tea.

It means I will no longer get into a lift smelling of coffee.
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#13
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 1:43 pm
I like coffee but I am very sensitive to it and have now given it up completely.
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RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 1:47 pm
I would tell my psychiatrist that there is no coffee anymore so I need caffeine pills.
But your individuality and your present need will be swept away by change, 
and what you now ardently desire will one day become the object of abhorrence. 
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#15
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 2:05 pm
I just yesterday made the first pot of coffee that I've made in ages. I go out for coffee once a week, but I could just as easily drink tea or some other beverage on those occasions as the goal is to sit and chat, not merely to imbibe. So I probably wouldn't miss it all that much, although I'm sure from time to time I'd be hit with a certain nostalgia for the taste of a plain cup of Joe.
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#16
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 2:05 pm
7 day, 5 state killing spree tbh
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#17
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 2:07 pm
(May 28, 2018 at 12:09 pm)Kit Wrote: The last coffee bean has been burned and the last coffee bean plant has been destroyed.

There will never be any more coffee.

What do you do?

Grab Beccs and go on a spree of sorts.

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#18
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 2:19 pm
Go mad and go on a caffeine deprivation killing spree .
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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#19
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 2:25 pm
I'd actually be happy, we should ban it.
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#20
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 2:26 pm
Wait. I might survive. Will heroin still be around?
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