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Alien Crucifixion Scenario
#41
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(May 31, 2018 at 10:44 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(May 31, 2018 at 11:37 am)Godscreated Wrote:  You should be, He is the God who created all things good.

GC
Like Hell and eye worms?

Onchoeriasis  Right, there's a Blessing for mankind.
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#42
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(May 31, 2018 at 10:44 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(May 31, 2018 at 11:37 am)Godscreated Wrote:  You should be, He is the God who created all things good.

GC
Like Hell and eye worms?

No, it's because you will be judged by the perfect God and against His perfect standard.

GC

(May 31, 2018 at 6:55 pm)unsapien Wrote:
(May 31, 2018 at 1:52 am)Godscreated Wrote: First I would ask him what sin is in his world view. Then I'd ask him what makes him believe he has the grace to save. Then I'd ask him what good has it done for you to kill your own son and what could I even gain from that sort of action. You see chimp3 you haven't even began to cover the truth that the scriptures give, you have only managed a poor explanation to justify why you are not a Christian. It want hold water when you are before God the Father at judgement. 

GC

When you asked Jesus these things (as I'm assuming you must have done) what answers did he give you?

...Or are you just taking the word of what other sinful and imperfect humans wrote about him in a book?

 God guided all those words and I accept the entire Bible as truth, but yes I've asked many questions of God.

GC

(May 31, 2018 at 3:59 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(May 31, 2018 at 1:52 am)Godscreated Wrote: First I would ask him what sin is in his world view. Then I'd ask him what makes him believe he has the grace to save. Then I'd ask him what good has it done for you to kill your own son and what could I even gain from that sort of action. You see chimp3 you haven't even began to cover the truth that the scriptures give, you have only managed a poor explanation to justify why you are not a Christian. It want (sic) hold water when you are before God the Father at judgement. 

GC

BM. If you push that button enough times, it will break and fail to serve as a threat to the worthies here, anymore.

 So you are the spokesperson for everyone here, sometimes when the button is pushed someone will answer the door.

GC

(May 31, 2018 at 11:41 am)Mathilda Wrote:
(May 31, 2018 at 11:37 am)Godscreated Wrote:  You should be, He is the God who created all things good.

So he didn't create modern humans then? Humans are born with sin aren't they.

 We are born with a sin nature and will eventually sin, God did not have anything to do with that, it's entirely on us.

Gang warfare once again, I've answered silly childish questions and comments from all 4 of you and you need no further instructions.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#43
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(June 1, 2018 at 12:23 am)Godscreated Wrote: Gang warfare once again, I've answered silly childish questions and comments from all 4 of you and you need no further instructions.

Please Sifu I do not wish to dishonour you or your teachings but I am but a lowly peasant wishing to learn the spiritual martial arts.

(does that help with the ego?)

ROFLOL
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#44
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(June 1, 2018 at 2:43 am)Mathilda Wrote:
(June 1, 2018 at 12:23 am)Godscreated Wrote: Gang warfare once again, I've answered silly childish questions and comments from all 4 of you and you need no further instructions.

Please Sifu I do not wish to dishonour you or your teachings but I am but a lowly peasant wishing to learn the spiritual martial arts.

(does that help with the ego?)

ROFLOL

 The ego lies with you and your cronies.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#45
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
Says the person who has a one on one with the creator of the universe... Dunning much?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#46
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
GC,

Just curious, do you accept DNA testing with respect to paternity, crime scene investigations, etc.?

Dawn
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#47
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
What the fuck have I to gain from someone else's suffering?

Nothing, that's what.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#48
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
Quote: The ego lies with you and your cronies.
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#49
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(June 1, 2018 at 6:07 am)Sal Wrote: What the fuck have I to gain from someone else's suffering?

Nothing, that's what.

Good answer! If I fuck up I expect to be held responsible. I have never done anything worthy of atonement through sacrificing another person to death. I would never accept the offer.
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#50
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(June 1, 2018 at 6:14 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(June 1, 2018 at 6:07 am)Sal Wrote: What the fuck have I to gain from someone else's suffering?

Nothing, that's what.

Good answer! If I fuck up I expect to be held responsible. I have never done anything worthy of atonement through sacrificing another person to death. I would never accept the offer.

This is why the authors of the Gospel of John had no problem placing Jesus' crucifixion on a Thursday, as opposed to the historical Friday, because Jesus was, for them, the "perfect lamb" who got slaughtered on the same day as the other lambs were getting butchered.
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