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Human Sexuality?
June 9, 2018 at 11:02 pm
I'm all ears!
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RE: Human Sexuality?
June 9, 2018 at 11:10 pm
You’re a strange fella.
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RE: Human Sexuality?
June 9, 2018 at 11:14 pm
Yes, what about human sexuality?
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RE: Human Sexuality?
June 9, 2018 at 11:20 pm
No thanks, I'm not into aural sex.
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RE: Human Sexuality?
June 9, 2018 at 11:22 pm
(June 9, 2018 at 11:02 pm)Haipule Wrote: I'm all ears!
Ears don't really turn me on.
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RE: Human Sexuality?
June 10, 2018 at 1:08 am
(June 9, 2018 at 11:26 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: (June 9, 2018 at 11:02 pm)Haipule Wrote: I'm all ears!
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RE: Human Sexuality?
June 10, 2018 at 2:47 am
So you want me to put on a strap on and mind fuck you.
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RE: Human Sexuality?
June 10, 2018 at 4:33 am
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