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Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
#31
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
(June 23, 2018 at 8:07 pm)Kit Wrote: All the good things taste awful at first.  Most vegetables taste awful.  People only get used to the taste when they continue to consume the product.
Never tasted a vegie I did not like! Or animal!
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#32
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
(June 23, 2018 at 8:12 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(June 23, 2018 at 8:07 pm)Kit Wrote: All the good things taste awful at first.  Most vegetables taste awful.  People only get used to the taste when they continue to consume the product.
Never tasted a vegie I did not like! Or animal!

Yeah, well you're just the weird exception.  Tongue
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#33
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
(June 23, 2018 at 6:13 pm)Haipule Wrote: I drink all my alcohol straight on the rocks--mostly gin. Mixers are for girls! Besides, they cause hangovers and headaches. Exceptions--my home infused vermouth Martini at 6-1, my homemade Margarita and my own recipe Bloody Mary(vodka), Red Snapper(gin), Sunburn(tequila).

Nice sexism going for you there. Men can be lightweights too.
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#34
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
(June 23, 2018 at 5:58 pm)Haipule Wrote: I once read on a bottle of peppermint schnapps "Mix with orange juice". Really? Like drinking OJ after you brushed your teeth?

It's actually not bad

Alabama slammer is good too 
-Southern comfort 
-Amaretto
-Sloe Gin 
-Orange juice

The Toronto 

-Rye Whiskey 
-Fernet Branca 
-Simple Syrup
-Angostura bitters
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#35
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
We have a drink over here called Lambrini, it's a wine I think.  It's a really cheap joke of a wine really, they have a catchy advert slogan "Lambrini girls just want to have fun."

My friends came up with a genius mix with an incredible name, Lambrini and Jack Daniels, the name is Jack & Lamb.

It would probably make inexperienced drinkers puke, I think I handled it if I remember correctly.


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#36
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
(June 23, 2018 at 9:20 pm)paulpablo Wrote: We have a drink over here called Lambrini, it's a wine I think.  It's a really cheap joke of a wine really, they have a catchy advert slogan "Lambrini girls just want to have fun."

My friends came up with a genius mix with an incredible name, Lambrini and Jack Daniels, the name is Jack & Lamb.

It would probably make inexperienced drinkers puke, I think I handled it if I remember correctly.
It's good with Vodka and Lemon juice
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#37
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
(June 23, 2018 at 1:53 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: 12oz of bud light mixed with 4 shots of vodka. 

(I drank this to hide the drinking, mostly from myself)

Oh my god; that sounds absolutely putrid. 


And then you put vodka in it! 😉
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#38
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
(June 23, 2018 at 8:37 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(June 23, 2018 at 6:13 pm)Haipule Wrote: I drink all my alcohol straight on the rocks--mostly gin. Mixers are for girls! Besides, they cause hangovers and headaches. Exceptions--my home infused vermouth Martini at 6-1, my homemade Margarita and my own recipe Bloody Mary(vodka), Red Snapper(gin), Sunburn(tequila).

Nice sexism going for you there. Men can be lightweights too.

Yeah... I guess that would be me... most of the time if I go out I'm happy with just a couple of alcoholic drinks, just to get me pleasantly merry, followed by coke or whatever for the rest of the night. That's not to say I can't handle more, and don't get completely hammered from time to time, but I prefer just aiming for merry. But with drinking, like with most other things, I tend to be pretty naive... so if I'm trying something new... 'here, try this Jager Bomb... you'll like it' and I did and before you know it I'm completely pissed out of my head and my antics are recorded for posterity on Facebook by my friends Wink Another great one for that is Absinth... tastes lovely even neat... like liquorice or aniseed... but very potent.
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#39
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
If it has tequila, run!
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#40
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
(June 23, 2018 at 1:53 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: 12oz of bud light mixed with 4 shots of vodka. 

(I drank this to hide the drinking, mostly from myself)
I sent a sample of Bud Light to the CDC to have it analyzed. The report came back and said, "My horse, Bud, had diabetes"!

(June 23, 2018 at 8:40 pm)Tizheruk Wrote:
(June 23, 2018 at 5:58 pm)Haipule Wrote: I once read on a bottle of peppermint schnapps "Mix with orange juice". Really? Like drinking OJ after you brushed your teeth?

It's actually not bad

Alabama slammer is good too 
-Southern comfort 
-Amaretto
-Sloe Gin 
-Orange juice

The Toronto 

-Rye Whiskey 
-Fernet Branca 
-Simple Syrup
-Angostura bitters
You are a mixologist! I invented the "Tennessee Redneck" which is one part Tennessee Bourbon and 4 parts ginger ale with a splash of grenadine. It is beautiful in a fluted glass. My brother invented the "Rosy Palm" on the island of Diego Garcia--we're not going there!
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