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Preist slaps crying baby in the face at baptism
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(June 23, 2018 at 10:47 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:(June 23, 2018 at 10:29 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Because apparently some christians believe god will send babies to hell, unless some ritual is performed that they're too young to understand? Yeah, kinbd of hard to give praise to a deity that sends people to hell for sudden infant death syndrome.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (June 24, 2018 at 12:03 am)Fireball Wrote:(June 23, 2018 at 11:22 pm)Joods Wrote: Yeah - if anyone ever tried to lay a hand on any of my kids, I'd probably sit in jail with an assault charge because no doubt, I'd do to them what they did to my kid. LOL ISWYDT Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
RE: Preist slaps crying baby in the face at baptism
June 24, 2018 at 4:03 pm
(This post was last modified: June 24, 2018 at 4:06 pm by LastPoet.)
I was baptized at an early age. Mom says I cried during the whole process.
What is important is that I am saved?!? I remember shit, but some dude splashed water on me, according with my mother, doing some sort of hocus pocus. I had bad and good moments in my life, like everyone else, but at least I am saved from the catholic god. This scene never gets old: Quote:French priest filmed slapping baby during baptism retires amid condemnation https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world...reddit.com
Good. It was clearly past due.
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Wiser words were never spoken. (June 25, 2018 at 9:20 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Good. It was clearly past due. Given the decline of the RCC in France, I can understand retaining senile priests, on their part. I never slapped my kids in the face. I may have hugged them when they were upset, but I don't want to destroy my image on this site as a hard ass. ![]()
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