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Are you following Trump or Christ?
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Are you following Trump or Christ?
Quote:10 Signs

10. You spent 8 years criticizing every move of Obama, but the minute Trump was sworn in you started telling everyone that “Christians should respect the president” and that being “divisive” is a sin.

9. You think, “but we’re a nation of laws” somehow trumps biblical teachings on how immigrants are to be treated.

8. Your church is planning a “patriotic worship service” for the 4th of July.

7. You instinctively applaud when Trump threatens to “bomb the shit” out of people, but quickly push back if someone quotes what Jesus taught about violence and enemy love.

6. You think that having a filthy mouth and boasting about sexual immorality is a sign of being unsaved, but when it comes to Trump you all of a sudden have a “Who am I to judge?” attitude.

5. You think it’s God-honoring to refuse to bow to a national statue, but that you should be fired from your job, kicked out of the country, or even charged with treason for refusing to stand for the flag.

4. You want the nation to return to “biblical values”… except for all those socialist sounding biblical things like caring for the poor, welcoming the stranger, giving food to the hungry, etc.

3. Your church spends one month a year celebrating the story of refugee family who fled their violent homeland and secretly crossed the border to safety, only to return home years later where their son became another unarmed person of color killed by the state’s violent security forces because they “felt threatened”…

2. You claimed Barack Obama’s election was the result of evil forces, but the minute Trump was sworn into office you started quoting verses about how “God picks a nation’s kings and queens.”

1. You spent the 90’s saying “character counts” but now say, “We don’t vote for a national pastor.”

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/formerlyfun...erlyfundie
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#2
RE: Are you following Trump or Christ?
You're surprised that xhristards are hypocrites? What's wrong with you?
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#3
RE: Are you following Trump or Christ?
When it is convenient, they say one thing; when it is inconvenient, they say another.  Kind of like Mitch McConnell.
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#4
RE: Are you following Trump or Christ?
To his cultists he is Christ
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#5
RE: Are you following Trump or Christ?
Many of them believe whatever they're told to.
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#6
RE: Are you following Trump or Christ?
They'll support him as long as he keeps supporting their agendas, mostly a return to everything 1950's.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#7
RE: Are you following Trump or Christ?
Odin.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#8
RE: Are you following Trump or Christ?
(June 28, 2018 at 9:34 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: They'll support him as long as he keeps supporting their agendas, mostly a return to everything 1950's.

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#9
RE: Are you following Trump or Christ?
Christ. I don't support Trump.
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#10
RE: Are you following Trump or Christ?
Back to the days when your tv was bigger than your couch.....
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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