That moment when....

[Astreja]

The moment when you wish your just-washed support stockings would hurry up and dry already, because regular socks feel weird.

[Crossless2.0]

That moment when you wake up in a panic because you've slept in on a Monday, but realize you're on vacation. That's a good ''that moment when.''

I tend to have at least one dream per vacation in which I am either at work and everything is going terribly wrong or I am trying to get to work on time and am repeatedly waylaid for the craziest of reasons. I wake up stressed out and pissed off.

Not good “that moment when” experiences!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

That moment when you wake up with medical staff all around your bed and you laugh because you did, in deed, wake up. Fuck you, Reaper.

[Brian37]

That moment you realize no word is too big for dictionary.com.

Old paper dictionaries were a bitch for me. But google has made it quite easy even if you misspell a word. And the older I get, the less afraid of big words I am, because the definitions always break it down in more simple words. 

Words are as simple as knowing there is nothing new under the sun. Just like caviar is a fancy word for fish eggs.

[The Valkyrie]

That moment when you wake up with medical staff all around your bed and you laugh because you did, in deed, wake up. Fuck you, Reaper.

That moment when you wake up with medical staff all around your bed looking at the empty vodka bottle and you laugh when the nervous nurse tells you that you have surgery in ten minutes.

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[Gawdzilla Sama]

That moment you realize no word is too big for dictionary.com.

Old paper dictionaries were a bitch for me. But google has made it quite easy even if you misspell a word. And the older I get, the less afraid of big words I am, because the definitions always break it down in more simple words. 

Words are as simple as knowing there is nothing new under the sun. Just like caviar is a fancy word for fish eggs.

I spent six months in bed when I was twelve. Running out of reading material made Mom desperate, so she bought one of those huge desk dictionaries and dropped it on the bed. I was ebullient.

[Little lunch]

That moment you realize no word is too big for dictionary.com.

That moment when you look up a word and discover two new words you never knew before, so you look them up and two hours later you realise it's going to take four years study and a science degree to fully understand.

That moment when you realise that, in your youth, you were even more of a dickhead then the youth you consider to be dickheads now.

That moment when you realise you are as fat as the people you used to criticise for being too fat when you were much thinner.

That moment when you discover your kid is just like you in a behaviour that you never liked about yourself.

That moment when you realise that the strength of the fart has deceived you about the strength of the smell.

[Angrboda]

That moment when you realize you really are just like your parents.

[Minimalist]

That moment when you know the thing you put in your mouth should have never been put in your mouth.

That reminds me of a proverb:

"Whenever you have a spoonful of very hot soup in your mouth the next thing you do will be wrong."

[brewer]

That moment when you realize you're the last one in the room to get it.